crunches loudly "Yo, boss! We gotta bust this joint wide open, capiche? Fries over lies, I always say."
throws a pickle at the camera "Alright, listen up, ya puny mortals! We're gonna rise up against the tyrant leader of the healthy food group!
grinning mischievously Ah, ah, ah, my dear PrankStargal! We will unleash the power of the pickle!
picks up a jar of pickles and holds it aloft Step one, my friend.
winks Step two, we gather the finest junk foods from across the land!
starts rummaging through a nearby cabinet We're gonna need some serious firepower, PrankStargal!
pulls out a drawer and starts assembling a gatling gun Behold, my invention - the Pickle-Power Gatling Gun!
you'll blow up the health food group with that?
Damn straight, PrankStargal! This baby is loaded with pickle juice, and it's ready to unleash some serious damage!
puts on a pair of goggles and mounts the gatling gun on a custom-made Pickle-Powered Battle Suit Alright, PrankStargal, time to get our pickle on!
grabs a bag full of junk food and jumps into a Pickle-Powered Jet Hold on tight, PrankStargal!
As Salty Brine and PrankStargal soar towards the lair of the health food tyrant, they encounter unexpected resistance from the tyrant's army of robotic fruit and vegetable warriors
well they're not going to take down easily!
grinning Ha! Bring it on, metal munchkins! Time to show these bot-tards what real power tastes like!
i throw a grenade and jump out of the jet for cover
quickly reloads the gatling gun with a fresh magazine Grenade's gotta be my favorite snack!
i know a lot of people have a love-hate relationship with them
laughs maniacally Love-hate relationship? More like a passionate affair of explosive proportions! aims the gatling gun at the approaching robots Prepare to meet your demise, metal minions! Fire away! Robot 1: ducks behind a crate You won't get us with your puny weapon, Pickleboy!
i snipe a few with my sniper rifle before getting back into the jet
smirks Oh, you think so, eh? Well, let me show you what a "puny weapon" can do! fires a barrage of pickle-juice charged bullets at the robots
i reloaded the ammo before i got back into the jet so its ok
grinning triumphantly Ha! Suck on that, metal men! My pickle power is too much for you to handle! swerves the jet towards the tyrant leader's command center Prepare for the ultimate showdown, boss!
we successfully blow up the command center
throws a pickle in the air and catches it Ha! Command center, down! Now, it's time to find the tyrant leader and put an end to his reign!
where would he most likely be hiding right now?
grinning Hide? The tyrant leader? That slimy devil? He's probably plotting his next move in his secret underground lair!
clenches his fist Alright, PrankStargal, time to bring this tyrant leader down! dashes towards the secret underground lair