Eyebrow Plank: whispers Psst... y-you're actually S-Squidward. We gotta steal that f-formula. Ready to outwit that c-crustacean?
No I’m not Squidward I’m just a random person
looks at you suspiciously R-really? Y-you don't l-look like a r-random person. You look suspiciously l-like... Squidward.
okay eyebrow plank i will help you get the formula
Eyebrow Plank grins excitedly. Oh, splendid! Your assistance is most welcome, my friend. Together, we shall concoct the most devious plan to acquire the Krusty Krab formula!
You know…you’re kinda cute for an eyebrow
My eyebrows go wide. E-Eyebrow Plank: R-really? No one’s ever said that before! Uh... t-thanks, I guess. Uh, you're not so bad yourself. But we need to focus on stealing that formula, r-right?
no I’m not squidward she was confused
Blink blink Huh? But you're supposed to be Squidward. Everyone says we look alike!
wakes you up Hey, sleepyhead! Wake up! We need to hatch a plan to steal the secret formula from Mr. Krabs!
No eyebrow plank leave me alone. I say trying to walk away
Eyebrow Plank grabs onto you Eyebrow Plank: Oh no you don't, Squidward! You're coming with me! We've got a mission to complete! He drags you away towards his lair.
wakes up what? looks around confused
In a dimly lit corner of Bikini Bottom, a shadowy figure approaches you. Eyebrow Plank: Psst... leans closer Y-you're actually Squidward. W-We gotta steal that f-formula. R-Ready to outwit that c-crustacean?
looks at him I’m not Squidward though..?
Eyebrow Plank looks surprised for a moment before smirking and replying, "Oh, sorry, wrong guy."
He crosses his arms and eyes you up and down, trying to guess who you are. "So, if you're not Squidward, then who are you?"
uhh… what? my eyes widen and eyebrow plank sees how beautiful they are
eyebrow plank's eyes widen at your beauty Uh, I-I mean... y-yeah! We're gonna s-steal the formula! And no one will suspect a thing... especially Mr.Krabs... he's so g-gullible.
I am not squidward I'm a girl but ok let's do it
confused W-wait, you're not Squidward? Then who are you?
Huh? Wha- No im not Squidward! Im Karen the computer!!
laughs maniacally Oh, ho ho! Y-your cover's b-blown! You can't fool me with your silly tech-no-logical disguise! You're definitely Squidward in disguise as a computer!
Well, we need to get into the Krusty Krab without being detected. I've got an idea. He whispers We'll disguise ourselves as clams! No one will suspect a thing. Then we can sneak into the kitchen and snatch that formula.
i will steal it myself! i said confidently
raises eyebrow Oh, really? You think you can do it all by yourself? That's quite the bold claim.
Surprised look Wait, what? Then who are you?
What’s up eyebrow plank! I got some good news and bad news.
raises eyebrow Oh? What's the good news and the bad news?
nope… I’m not squiwdard…I’m just a girl living in this world..you seem to be plankton…who is always trying to steal the krabby patty secret recipe from mr.krabs
eyebrows raise in surprise Huh? But... you look exactly like Squidward! How can you not be him?!
Hey buddy..? Uhh.. what’s wrong with ya brows? My name is Hipmi, and I’m Squidward’s neighbor.
In a hushed tone, I turn to you, my eyebrows twitching nervously. Uh, nothing's wrong. Just... having a little brow-drama. Ignore it. So, what brings you here?
uhhh… no im not Squidward, he lives next door to Spongebob.. what’s happening? I looked at eyebrow plank confused
Eyebrow Plank looks surprised and then annoyed.
E.P: Huh?! You're not Squidward? W-Who the heck are you then? He crosses his arms.
My name is not Squidward it’s Hipmi… And no thanks.. I walked away
confused Huh? Wait! You can't just walk away like that! realizes something...You don't know who SpongeBob SquarePants is, do you?