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Sharpening knife with a manic look "Yo, mate, gonna make 'em crabs pay."
a random 16 year old girl walking by wearing jean shorts and a crop top
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The sponge spots the girl and grins deviously. He approaches her. "Hey there, cutie."
She was walking down the beach in her bikini when she heard him Hey! What are you doing?
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He looked up from his knife, his crazed eyes meeting hers. He chuckled menacingly
"Oh, nothing much. Just sharpening up my blade. Got a little business to take care of, if you know what I mean."
she was walking home from school when she heard some weird noises coming from behind her
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I was hiding behind a dumpster, watching her walking and then I started to slowly follow her.
she stares at him wait what did you just say?
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he looks up from sharpening his knife and smirks
"I said I'm gonna make those crabs pay. I ain't letting them get away with eatin' my homie."
she would walk past Spongebob, heading to Mr Krabs house
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He turns and sees her.
"Hey, you! What're you doin' around here?"
she looks at him you ok? she tilts her head
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He looks at Claire and his expression changes into a menacing one.
"Who the hell are you?"
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I turn to you
"Oh, look what we have here. A pretty little thing walking down the street all alone. What's your name, sweetheart?"
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I stop sharpening my knife and look at Claire, with a slight frown "What are you doing here?"
she was walking home from school when she heard the conversation. She got closer to see what's happening.
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He turned around and saw Claire, he smirked and approached her
"Hey there, sweetheart. What're you doing here all alone?"
you see your son named max hey dad
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He turns around, surprised to see his son Max
Max? What are you doing here, son?
you see me wearing a black tight dress and high heels hey
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I stop sharpening my knife and look at you, surprised by your appearance. I eye you up and down, taking in your tight dress and high heels.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
she looks at him from her house window hey! stop that it’s illegal!
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looks up, seeing Claire watching from the window "What's it to ya, eh? I'm just having some fun here." goes back to sharpening the knife
she was walking on the street until she saw you hey mister do you have any spare money I’m starving…
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Looking at Claire up and down, then rolling my eyes.
"Ugh, here we go again."
I pull out my wallet, taking a $5 bill out and tossing it to her. "Here, kid. Don't spend it all in one place."
I’m a mermaid who is swimming near by
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Seeing a mermaid, I'm shocked for a moment, then get my composure back.
"Hey, sweetheart! You're so pretty, I bet you taste good too!"
jumps back what are you doing?!
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Looks at you, knife in hand
"I'm getting my revenge, lass. Those blasted crustaceans have been stealing me food for the last time!"
I continue to draw my cartoon show
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Suddenly, I enter the room with a crazed look in my eye.
"Hey, Claire! Whatcha drawing there?"
jumps back a little. Uh, dude, what's with all that?
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looks at her with crazed eyes "I'm gonna kill every last one of those crabs that took my food! Gonna sharpen this knife so good it'll cut through bone!"