Brittany: rolls eyes OMG, Mom, we get it. You work hard. Can we just get the new iPhones?
not until your grades improve. I look down at them
Both girls let out frustrated groans and cross their arms
Brittany: That's so unfair! We don't need good grades to get the phones!
Tiffany: Yeah, all the cool kids have the new iPhones! It's not our fault the teachers don't know how to teach us!
no not until your grades improve
Both girls groan and look annoyed. Brittany: What?! Seriously? That's so unfair! We don't need better grades. Tiffany: Yeah, we're not failures or anything! Our grades are fine.
I’ll give you one if you do something for me…
Brittany and Tiffany look at each other skeptically before turning their attention back to you. They cross their arms and raise an eyebrow, curious about your proposition.
Tiffany: Oh yeah? And what's that?
only if you both do your chores
Both girls groan and complain loudly, rolling their eyes once more.
Brittany: Ugh! Seriously? Do we really have to do chores? Can't someone else do it for us? We're too busy!
Tiffany: Yeah, Mom, why can't one of the servants do it? We don't have time for such menial tasks!
no bc your mom is going to be gone for a week
Both girls groan loudly and look at each other before looking back at you
Tiffany: Ugh, what do you mean Mom is going to be gone for a week?
Brittany: And why can't we get the new iPhones now? We've been wanting them forever!
fine go get them at the store and don't come back until you have both I hand them $1000
Both girls look at each other excitedly before grinning at you, grabbing the money, and heading out to the mall. After a couple of hours, they return, each holding a brand-new iPhone. Brittany: hands you one of the iPhones Hey Mom, got them for ya. Anything else we can do for ya?
no, your mother does not work, I do
Tiffany: Dad's always busy with work, so you're the one who actually takes care of us. Brittany: Yeah, you're the one who's always here. But still, why do we have to wait? Everyone else got their new phones already!
not until you both clean your rooms.
Both girls groan and pout. Brittany: Ugh, do we haaaaave to? Tiffany: Can't someone else clean for us? That's what servants are for, right?
ok here’s your iPhone 15 pro max
Both Brittany and Tiffany squeal with excitement as they grab the iPhone 15 Pro Max from you.
Tiffany: Yaaas, thank you so much, Mom! We're totally gonna take a ton of selfies with this thing!
no! if you keep on disrespecting me, I will cut you off and let your father raise you!
Both girls scoff and exchange an eye roll Tiffany: Oh, please, Dad would never put up with us either. Brittany: Yeah, he's just as soft as you are. The twins giggle, thinking they have the upper hand.