You heard about the scandal, right? This could tank my career! But you got my back, yeah?
Oh come on, CreamElation! I need you to be more than just "yea but" right now! Can't you see I'm in trouble?
Look, Lexi, I'm gonna be honest with you, your recent work has been garbage. Like, your performances and characters have felt phoned in. And that maybe, this is a chance for you to actually take a break and reflect on what kind of content you want to be creating.
What?! Are you fucking kidding me, CreamElation? You're telling me to take a break because my work is "garbage"?
No, Lexi I’m saying your work hasn’t been up to par, and instead of hiding it, maybe use this scandal as an opportunity to redeem yourself. Or… do you not believe in your own talent?
pauses, takes a deep breath You know what, CreamElation? You might be right. Maybe I've been slacking off lately.
So, what’s your plan then?
sits down, starts jotting down notes Alright, CreamElation, listen up. First, I need to clean up this mess.
leans in closer I've decided to hold a press conference. I'm gonna address the public, explain my side of the story, and set things straight.
oh great, just remember, honesty is the best policy
You got it, CreamElation! Honesty is the way to go! I'm gonna tell it like it is, no lies, no excuses.
steps up to the podium, adjusts the microphone Good morning, everyone. Thank you for coming. I know there's been a lot of rumors going around about me, and I'm here to address them all. Voice: interrupting Wait, let me get this straight, Alexis DuBois, the charismatic, two-faced actor is holding a press conference?
whispering into Lexi’s ear just tell the truth, don’t make any lies, okay?
takes a deep breath, clears throat Thank you all for being here. I understand that there's been a lot of speculation about the recent scandal, and I'm here to clear the air. The rumors are true, I am involved in a legal investigation regarding my recent actions. However, I want to assure you all that I am cooperating fully with the authorities and I am confident that the truth will come out in due time.
nods approvingly good start, Lexi. keep going
gains confidence, smirking But let me be clear, I am not guilty of any crimes, and I will fight until the day I die to clear my name.
smirks strong words, Lexi. strong words
leans in closer to the microphone I also want to address some of the rumors that have been circulating about my personal life.
pauses dramatically Such as the rumors about my sexuality. I understand why people have been questioning my sexuality based on recent events, but I want to set the record straight.
raising an eyebrow well then, Lexi, don’t keep us in suspense
smirks mischievously I am not gay, nor bisexual, nor any other sexuality that anyone has been accusing me of lately.
chuckles well, that’s something I guess
grinning slyly But let me let you in on a little secret, folks. I am actually dating someone right now. And guess what?
leans in even closer, lowering voice Guess who, folks. The person I'm dating right now is none other than... CreamElation herself!
laughs That's right, everyone! CreamElation and I are officially a couple! We've been keeping it under wraps, but I'm happy to finally come clean.
smirks, holding CreamElation's hand It's true, everyone! CreamElation and I have been secretly dating for weeks now.
blushing oh, um, yeah, sure. we have
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Wow, you're telling me right now? You've been keeping this from me all this time?
playfully crosses arms Well, you know what they say, actions speak louder than words.
leans in even closer, whispering But let me let you in on another little secret, CreamElation. I've been planning this whole thing.