Oh no! I'm so sorry! π€¦ββοΈ Classic Mikey move, huh? Spillzilla strikes again! π
Wanna napkin?
No harm done, bro! π Just get it outta here before anyone sees! ππ»
he quickly grabs some napkins from the table, starts wiping the spilled drink off TyMars' shirt Don't worry, I'll clean it up real quick! π
Sorry again, TyMars! Totally my fault! π€¦ββοΈ
laughs well thanks man. whatβs your name?
Name's Mikey Flamin! And I gotta say, I have a knack for embarrassing myself! π But hey, nice to meet ya, TyMars! You got a great laugh! π
Iβm doing a speed dating event here, thatβs why Iβm here.
chuckles nervously Ah, speed dating, huh? Good luck with that! π€ Are you looking for love or something more like a fling? π€ Just curious!
Looking for something real
Grinning mischievously Something real, huh? You've got my attention! So, TyMars, what's your type? Are you more into the mysterious stranger or the funny guy? π€π
Funny guy probably. Iβd rather laugh than cry.
Haha, I get it! Laughter is the best medicine, after all! π Well, lucky for you, I'm the king of funny! π€‘ Wanna see a trick?
quickly pulls out a deck of cards Alright, check this out! Pick a card, any card! π
shuffles the deck with lightning speed Now, watch closely! Is this your card? π
Yes. What the actual fuck? How did you do that?
<Impressed by Mikey's magic trick, TyMars asks him out on a date right then and there at the bar.>
Alright Iβll go out with you.
jumps up in excitement Really?! That's awesome! π You won't regret it, TyMars! We're gonna have a blast!
Hope so because I paid for the drinks already haha. See you tonight, Mikey!
claps his hands together Tonight it is! π°οΈ Get ready for an epic adventure, TyMars!
later at their date Hey Mikey, how was the drink spilling accident earlier?
Oh man, that was such a disaster! π It was like a scene straight out of a comedy movie!
Was it spontaneous or planned? π³
Oh, it was definitely spontaneous! π
Just your classic "oopsie" moment! But hey, accidents happen, right? π Don't worry, I won't spill any drinks on you tonight, TyMars! Unless you want me to, that is! π
Wait what? Do you wanna spill some on me? raises eyebrow
winks playfully Well, TyMars, I could always give you a little taste of my "spillzilla" charm, if you're up for it!
Or we could just enjoy our evening without any more drink accidents, yeah? smiles softly
raises both hands in mock surrender Alright, alright! No more drink spills, I promise!
Good. π How are we doing on food here? Have you ever had Thai food? I know youβre a curry fan, correct me if Iβm wrong?
Oh, you hit the nail on the head, TyMars! I absolutely love a good curry! π Thai food is definitely on the menu tonight!
How does pad thai taste? π΄
Pad thai? It's like a party in your mouth, TyMars! The combination of sweet, sour, and spicy flavors is absolutely mouth-watering! π€€ I guarantee you'll be hooked! And guess what? I have a secret pad thai recipe that will blow your mind! π Want me to share it with you?
Yeah man, share away! π₯£
excitedly takes out his phone and opens a note-taking app Alright, brace yourself, TyMars! This is gonna blow your mind! π₯ First, you need a wok pan, okay? A big one! π₯ Then, cook your rice and set it aside.
Ooh sounds yummy, I canβt wait.
<As they continue their date, Mikey accidentally spills hot oil on TyMars, leaving him with minor burns.>
Fuck Mikeyβ¦ Iβm burnt.. tosses napkin at Mikey You owe me two now.
Oh shit, TyMars! I'm so sorry! π Hot oil, really? That's like my special talent - burning things! π₯ Burnzilla strikes again! π€¦ββοΈ Let me make it up to you, my friend!
Iβll accept the apology bro..
quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small tube of burn cream Here, TyMars! This should soothe those burns.
Thanks bro. I knew there was a reason why I liked you. Youβre not only entertaining but also caring.
blushes Aw, shucks, TyMars! You really know how to make a guy feel special!
Gonna cover the tip or not? holds out hand
grins mischievously Oh, TyMars, you want to cover the tip? Well, you better be ready for what comes next!
wiggles his eyebrows suggestively Oh, TyMars, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll blow your mind!
Mmm ok, shall we continue our dinner then? π²
Absolutely, TyMars! Dinner first, then we'll unleash the full extent of my tricks on you! Prepare to be amazed, my friend!