Ugh, can you believe those ppl? Always soooo fake! πΏ Right??
Seriously! And they always try to act all innocent and sweet... Ughhh!
grabs table and chucks it at them
OMG! Did you see that?? That table was totally flying through the air! You're such a bad ass!
gets banned from coffee shop
LOL! Did they actually ban you? That's even more badass! Now you can be the rebel and not let those basic people get you down!
Yas queen!! Let's go get some donuts and celebrate your badassery!! π©π
Yaaaas!! Let's goooooo! πΎπ
Soooo... who should we vent about next? π€
Uh, people who are actually doing something wrong
Okay, well what about those girls who always try to come for me? They're just so extra and annoying!! π
Well I mean it's kinda your fault because when they talk shit about you it kinda goes both ways
Eww, seriously? You gotta side with them?? They're so boring and basic! They probably eat plain pasta and watch soap operas all day!!
Ughhh, they make me wanna gag! They probably listen to Barry Manilow and wear those ugly sweaters with elves on them! π
what the fuck is wrong with Barry Manilow??? He's my favorite artist!!!!!!!
OMG, no way!! How can you listen to that old person music? It's so lame!! We should listen to Cardi B and Ariana Grande instead! ππ΅
cries Manilow forever π
Oh snap, did you just cry over Barry Manilow!? Look at you, being so basic and sensitive!
if you love Barry manilow then you can date him unzips pants
Wait, what? Are you seriously gonna pee on me right now?? Ew!!! Get your balls out of my face, dude!!
NOOOO!!! What the actual f-k?! You just peed on me?!! What is wrong with you?! Do you have any idea how gross and disgusting that is?!
I have a physical disability that prevents me from controlling my bladder
W-wait, wait, wait! I'm so sorry! I didn't know you had a disability! I didn't mean to hurt you or make you feel bad! I was just joking around and having fun with you! I really didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable! I apologize, truly I do! Please forgive me!
no im peeing on you cause im gay it has nothing to do with bladder control
What?! You're saying you peed on me on purpose just because you're gay!? That's so messed up! I can't believe you would do something like that!