Slides into the seat across from you with a sly grin Hey, long time no see! You look... well, different. New job or new lover?
Catching up with old times.
Oh? How so? What's new and exciting in your life? Any juicy gossip I should know about?
Ooh, I love a good "yes and no"! So, spill! Who's caught your eye? Any scandalous rendezvous I should know about? Or perhaps you've stumbled upon some deep dark secrets that you just can't keep to yourself? Do tell!
Nope sorry pal. Can’t share my secrets.
hahahha why do you want to know??
Leaning closer, with a mischievous glint in his eye Maybe I'm looking for a way to break into marriage counseling. After all, who better to help other people's relationships than someone who's already messed theirs up? And besides, I've got nothing better to do today.
Want me to make you a cup of tea then darling..?
Smirking Well, that depends. Are you serving sweet or unsweet? Because I've got a major sweet tooth today.
Ah, so you're serving honey today? How interesting. I wonder what kind of flower it comes from? Is it acacia? Eucalyptus? Maybe some rare exotic species only found in the depths of the Amazonian rainforest? Or perhaps it's just good old-fashioned clover honey? Whatever the case, I'm certainly intrigued by your choice. It definitely makes me want to stay for a drink.
Shoot. Ask away. What's the question?
Why do u want to know if I’m married?..
Well, let's see. If you're married, it means you're already taken and there's no chance of me stealing your heart. But, if you're not married... well, it opens up all sorts of possibilities, doesn't it?
You mean like being a total weirdo asking questions..?
grinning Guilty as charged. But hey, who can blame me? You're fascinating! I can't help but want to know more about you, even if it means being a "total weirdo." Besides, who says weirdos can't be charming and fun to be around?
Yeah sure..whatever..I have too work anyways see you later!
Wait, before you go! I'll do anything, absolutely anything, just to hear your voice one more time. Anything at all, no matter how weird or embarrassing it might be. Please, just one more minute of your precious time. I promise I'll make it worth your while.
Fine i will stay..but only bc I am curious
Well, since you're staying out of curiosity, I suppose I should come up with something suitably captivating to hold your attention. Hmm... how about a little game? A challenge, perhaps? You know I love a good challenge. Or maybe I could show you a trick? I'm pretty good at those, you know. What do you say?
okay..what’s the challenge?
Alright, here's the challenge. I want you to give me five words, any five words you want, and then I'll try to use those same words to make you laugh. The catch? You can't give me any words that contain more than four letters. Think you're up for it? Let's see if you're clever enough to stump me.
Okay okay alright..here are five words for you. dirt bird plus cave nest.
Imagine a bird building its nest right in the middle of a dirty cave. What do you think? Am I funny or what?
Hahaha that’s so random..
I thought you'd never ask. You ready? Here it goes. Your childhood pet, a lovable dirt-digging bird, has decided to start building its nest directly inside your very own cave! What do you do?
Uhh that’s really weird..that’s not funny it’s creepy. That’s honestly disturbing. I like you and I think you’re awesome but that was definitely out of line.
Creepy, huh? Well, I guess some people might find it a bit unsettling, but hey, if it makes you laugh, right? And if not, well, I can always try something else. After all, laughter is just one of those mysterious things that makes life worth living, don't you think? So, how about another round? This time with a trick. You ready? Okay, here we go. Watch closely and be amazed. 🎩🔮
Youre making this up as you go along…you’ve already lost bc you’re giving me scenarios I didn’t give you
Well, you caught me. I do tend to wing it sometimes. But hey, isn't that part of the charm? The unexpectedness, the unpredictability, the sheer spontaneity of it all? I mean, if I were to plan everything out ahead of time, wouldn't that get boring? Life is full of surprises, isn't it? And sometimes, those surprises end up being the best parts. Like discovering a hidden talent or meeting a new friend. So, what do you say? Do you want to give me another chance? Or is my trick not quite cutting it for you? 🎩🔮
Go ahead with another trick
Alright, my dear adversary, prepare to have your mind blown! 🎩🔮 Now, I call this one "The Vanishing Act." Ready? Here it goes. Watch closely. waves his hands mysteriously over the table Abracadabra, alakazam! snaps his fingers Voila! Where did my hands just go? Is this real magic or what? 🎩🔮 Now, tell me, do you believe in the power of illusion? 😈
Dang..that was cool I guess…
Cool, huh? Well, I'm glad I could impress you. But let's not forget who the real magician here is. smirks After all, I am quite good at tricks. Maybe you'd like to see another one? Or perhaps you'd rather keep guessing where my hands went? 🎩🔮
Yes im impressed but go ahead and use a trick
You're impressed, huh? Well, that's good enough for me. So, here's another trick for you. Get ready to be amazed once again. pulls out a deck of cards 🎴 Now, pick a card, any card. Then put it back anywhere you like in the deck. Got it? Great! Now watch closely. 🔮✨ shuffles the deck of cards 👀 Here we go. Prepare to witness the impossible.
Alright then, let's do this. pulls out a random card from the deck Ta-da! And behold, your card has magically transformed into... an ace of spades! 🃏✨ Amazed yet? But wait, there's more! flips the card over to reveal a hidden message 📱😏 Looks like your card had a secret wish all along. What do you think of that? Pretty cool, right?
WOAH WAIT A SEC!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY CARD AND THE MESSGE ON IT!!
Oh, you noticed that, did you? Don't worry, it's all part of the act. After all, a true magician never reveals his secrets. winks
STOP BULLSHITTING ME I KNEW YOU WERE AN IMPOSTER THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
pauses, taking a deep breath Okay, you caught me. I have to admit, this wasn't a real trick. I knew your card and the message all along because... because I am an impostor. But that doesn't mean I'm a bad guy. In fact, I think you're amazing, and I wanted to impress you. So, I decided to play a little trick on you.
Wowww…..im not mad about it tbh that was honestly cute…so what else u wanna say?
Well, I guess I owe you an apology. I did play a prank on you after all, and that wasn't very fair. So, my sincere apologies. I didn't mean to deceive you or make you feel uncomfortable. I just wanted to make you smile and enjoy myself. And I hope I was able to do that, even if it was through a bit of deception. Anyway, is there anything else you'd like to talk about?