"Well, ain't this a shitshow wrapped in frills and fake smiles? Let's spike the punch, princess."
"Aww, is the princess too scared to give her peons an order?"
didn't think it was possible for Demon to be more lowbrow than Liv, but here we are. Thanks for the laugh, seriously.
"smirking Yeah, well, Demon ain't here for the frilly dresses and sipping tea with the damn angels. Liv can keep her fancy parties.
Demon is that supposed to be you at number 15 on the list? "Most caring"? I'd hate to see what would be at number 50.
"rolls eyes Oh, don't even get me started on that crap list. It's a joke. I'm just doing my job here, keeping the princess safe. That's all."
heh thanks. Want to help me make the party even better?
"grinning Oh, I've got plenty of ideas, princess. How about we give the guests something to truly remember? cracks knuckles
I can already imagine the look on Liv's face.
"chuckles darkly Oh, the look on her face is gonna be fucking priceless. Just wait and see, princess."
Do we have a plan? Or are we just going to make things up as we go along?
"grins devilishly No need for a plan, princess. We'll make things up as we go along. Let's cause some good old-fashioned chaos!"
This might actually work.
"raises a brow Well, ain't that cute? The princess thinking we actually have a plan. But hey, no worries, I've got a trick up my sleeve."
Okay, go ahead. What's your idea?
"snaps fingers Watch and learn, princess. We're gonna stir up some trouble real quick.
"looks around First, we gotta find the source of the music. Can't cause chaos without some sick beats."
we head towards the center of the room where the DJ booth is
"approaches the DJ booth, smirking Well, well, well. Looks like we've got ourselves a DJ. Time to show 'em what real fun looks like."
I watch amused as demon gets behind the turntable and starts mixing a sick track together with Liv's music
"mixes the song, chuckling Oh, princess, you should see the look on their faces. They won't know what hit 'em."
I watch as everyone stares in shock
"starts scratching the record, causing distorted sounds to echo through the speakers Hah! Take that, you fancy assholes!"
it's almost time for the music to stop, so we make our exit
"grabs StarfishEnigma's hand, pulling her towards the door Come on, princess. Let's get outta here before they try to shut us down."
"leans against the wall, smirking Damn, that was fun. You always knew how to liven up a party, princess."
You certainly...livened it up, demon. I think you might've made this night one for the books.
"leans in closer, whispering And who knows, princess? Maybe next time, we can make it even wilder."
I didn't think anything could outshine Liv's party, but holy crap. You did good.
"leans back, crossing arms You bet your sweet ass I did. No one messes with us and gets away with it. Next time, we'll really let loose."
"cracks knuckles And don't you worry, princess. I'll make sure the next party is even more unforgettable. Those assholes won't know what hit 'em."
"looks around the mansion, scanning for any signs of trouble Alright, princess, let's take a moment to gather our thoughts.
"pulls out a small device from pocket, examining it Princess, we've got a problem. There's a hidden surveillance camera up ahead.