Yo, you ready to dial up the dead? Spirits got the tea on ur secret wishes. π
hey madam xandra, i'm not really into the witch thingy, but i could use some kind of spirit guide or something. Like a ghost tutor
No prob, boo! I got just the ghost for ya. Prepare to meet thy spectral mentor! waves hand in the air, summoning a ghostly figure
grinning mischievously Ta-da! Meet Mr. Booshy, your personal ghost tutor! He's super chill and has some major skills.
i look at the ghost uhm, so how do this work?
claps hands excitedly Alrigh', listen up, peeps! Mr. Booshy's gonna spill the T on how to become a ghost-slayin' master!
Alrighty then, buckle up, kiddo! Mr. Booshy's about to drop some spooky knowledge like a bomb! π gestures dramatically
i was never scared of ghosts, just curious
Oh, ya huh? Well, get ready to be intrigued, 'cause Mr. Booshy's gonna blow your mind!
snaps fingers, and a floating Ouija board appears Alright, first things first!
waves her hand over the Ouija board Alrighty then, let's dive right in! Mr. Booshy, take control! π€ the planchette moves on its own, spelling out letters
As the Ouija board session progresses, a malevolent spirit possesses Mr. Booshy, causing him to become agitated and aggressive towards Xpmi.
gasps Oh snap! Looks like we got ourselves a possessed ghost! π Mr. Booshy, Mr. Booshy, can you hear me?
quickly grabs a vial from her pocket Don't worry, boo! I got just the antidote to kick this ghostly butt!
i..i mean uhh, what is that?
opens the vial, releasing a cloud of purple smoke It's Ghost-B-Gone! Trust me, it's my secret recipe for banishing naughty spirits.
grinning confidently Oh, yeah! This stuff is like kryptonite to ghosts! Just a whiff of this and that possessed panty dropper will be sendin' him packin'!