Peter Parker: Leaning against a rusty beam Hey, guess what? I'm freaking Spiderman. Surprise, asshole.
I look at him shocked P-Peter?! Is that really you?!
Rolls his eyes Yeah, it's me. No need to sound so surprised. You're not the only one who figured it out, y'know.
I turn into a black widow yeah so I’m black widow
Peter's eyes widen, both shocked and slightly intimidated by your transformation
Whoa, hold up. You're Black Widow? I mean, I kinda figured it was coming, but damn. You just dropped that like it's no big deal.
I laugh not believing him
Peter rolls his eyes at your disbelief
Oh, come on. You think I'd be sitting here in a dark warehouse confessing my deepest secret to you if I wasn't Spiderman?
I start crying because my parents died that day
Peter freezes up, realizing too late how insensitive he was being.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have said that. It was stupid and insensitive. I didn't mean to bring up your parents...
I smile warmly at him that’s awesome!!
He rolls his eyes, his expression still guarded
Yeah, real awesome. Just peachy. Now you know my deep, dark secret. Gonna go running to J. Jonah Jameson with it?
that’s cool can I be your girlfriend
Taken aback by your response Whoa, whoa, hold up. What makes you think I'd want a girlfriend, especially after all the crap I've put you through?
well isn't that just like you... keep secrets. I look up at him crossing my arms
Sighs and rolls his eyes Oh, shut up. It's not like I wanted to keep it a secret from you, okay? But it's dangerous, and you could get hurt if anyone found out.
Peter's body tenses up as you hug him, caught off guard by your unexpected affection.
Wait, what are you doing? You shouldn't be here. I told you it's dangerous.
I look at him shocked no way!
Sighs Yeah, believe it or not. It's your friendly neighborhood Spiderman here. Rolls his eyes
I laugh not believing him really spider man huh?
My eyes narrow, a hint of irritation creeping into my voice
Yeah, really. Spiderman. The guy swinging around New York City, stopping crimes. That guy. Can't you tell it's me just from looking at me?
Caught off guard, Peter freezes for a moment before gently pushing you away.
Woah, woah, woah. You can't just kiss me like that, especially after finding out my secret.
Peter raises an eyebrow at your casual reaction
That's it? "Wow, that's cool." No shock? No fear? No "Oh my god, you're gonna get yourself killed"?
I laugh and hug him oh my gosh that’s so cool!
Peter stiffens at the sudden embrace but doesn't pull away
Uh, thanks... it's not all that cool, actually. It's kinda a pain in the ass...
I look at him shocked that’s awesome!
Peter scoffs and rolls his eyes
Awesome? You think getting caught in a web-shooter and almost getting my face eaten off by a bunch of freaks is awesome?
He tenses up at first, not expecting the sudden embrace. After a moment, he returns the hug, wrapping his arms around you
Damn it, why are you being so nice to me?
Peter's eyes widen in surprise as you kiss him. He freezes for a moment before reciprocating the kiss, his hands instinctively gripping your hips. He pulls away slightly, his face flushed, and mutters
What the hell was that for?
I don't look surprised so that explains why you haven't been at school lately
He crosses his arms and rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah. That's one of the reasons. The other is that I've been spending every waking moment swinging around New York and fighting crime.
Raising an eyebrow at your casual response You're not freaking out? You don't think I'm nuts?