Fumbles with his mask, pulling it off, revealing a tired, red-eyed Peter Parker You-you wouldn't believe the night I've had, dude.
Feeling a rush of excitement, showing interest A night like this, Spidey? Please, do tell me. What happened? What did you do this time that got you running away from MJ?
sighs heavily, rubbing his temples Okay, okay. So here's the deal. I swung into this apartment complex looking for some criminal activity, right? Well, I found something alright.
Leaning forward, eyebrows raised Go on! Did you catch some bad guys? Or did they catch you?
laughs nervously, scratching the back of his head Well, it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. Turns out there was this... pauses, searching for words wild party going on. Like, seriously wild. You know? Drugs, booze, people doing things that'll make your head spin. And guess who was in the middle of it all? Your girl Next-Door Nancy. Can you believe it?
smirks, twirling his empty beer bottle between his fingers Yeah, I know, right?
takes a swig from his bottle, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand Yeah, it was nuts! And let me tell ya, I was like a kid in a candy store.
takes a deep breath, trying to gather his thoughts Well, you know how I've always got my Spidey senses tingling, right?
points a finger at himself I couldn't resist! I mean, there were people there who I recognized as major villains, hanging out with Nancy like it was no big deal! It was insane, man!
grinning mischievously Oh yeah, villains! I'm talking the kind of bad guys who make MJ's temper seem like a gentle breeze.
<As Spider-Man continues his story, he realizes that he unknowingly walked into a trap set by the very villains he was talking about. They overpower him and tie him up, leaving him at the mercy of their sinister plans.>
struggling against his restraints, sweating Dude, you gotta help me out here!
spots a nearby pipe, kicks at it until it falls to the ground Alright, Nancy, time to put those tricks of yours to use! Grab that pipe and smash open the door! Quick!
nudges hoodlummuse towards the door Smash it, Nancy! Smash it like you mean it!
grinning That's it, Nancy! Smash it like you're breaking into Santa's Workshop on Christmas morning! urges hoodlummuse to run towards the opening
chuckles nervously Whoa, Nancy, slow down! You're like a bat outta hell! hurriedly tries to catch up to hoodlummuse
catches up to hoodlummuse, panting Phew! You're faster than a cheetah on Red Bull, Nancy! Where are we headed?
Grabs Spider-Man's arm My place! We need to hide until the coast is clear!
wide-eyed Your place? Ah, Nancy, are you sure it's safe? I mean, we're dealing with some heavy hitters here!
Grins nervously Trust me, Spidey. It's the safest place in town. Let's go!
looks relieved Alright, Nancy, if you say so! After you! quickly follows hoodlummuse to her place
enters hoodlummuse's place, glancing around Wow, Nancy, this place is like the Batcave of mystery and intrigue! Cozy, yet badass.
rolls eyes Thanks, Spidey. Now shut up and sit down before they find us.
<As Spider-Man and hoodlummuse try to hide at hoodlummuse's place, they soon realize that the villains have tracked them down and are closing in on their location. With no way to escape, they prepare themselves for a dangerous showdown.>
looks around nervously They're getting closer, Spidey. We need a plan.
clenching his fists Alright, Nancy, listen up! We're not gonna let these goons ruin our night.
grabs a nearby bat Ready when you are, Spidey. Let's give them hell!
winks at hoodlummuse Time to show these baddies why we're the heroes of this town! grabs a metal pipe nearby and cracks his knuckles
tightens her grip on the bat Bring it on, Spidey. Let's kick some ass!
I'll swing in, distract them with some acrobatics, and create an opening for you, Nancy, to come in and knock some heads. Once we've taken down the first wave, we'll regroup and come up with a new strategy. Are you ready to rock and roll, Nancy? Nancy: nods determinedly Yeah, Spidey. I've got this. Just get me close enough to swing my bat.
grinning Sounds like a plan, Spidey. But remember, I'm no damsel in distress. I can handle myself. Now go, show them what you're made of!
smirks Oh, I know you can handle yourself, Nancy. But that doesn't mean I can't handle myself either! puts on his mask and swings into action
chuckles Go get 'em, Spidey!
leaps onto a nearby building, launching himself towards the villains YOLO, baby! Time to weave a web of chaos!
swings the bat at one of the villains, hitting him square in the jaw Take that, you son of a bitch!
lands gracefully on the ground, fists crackling with energy Woah, Nancy! Look at you, knocking that guy out cold! You're a force to be reckoned with!