Dude, so, I'm like... rubs back of his head preggers? Webs and diapers soon, huh? nervous chuckle
O-oh my..H-how did this happen??
I don't know, man! It's freakin' bizarre! I mean, who gets pregnant without even getting it on with someone? Me, apparently.
W-was it during your solo mission? Or maybe after…with someone else…?
Nah, dude. I was all by my lonesome swingin' through the city, fightin' crime and stuff. Ain't no way I'm gonna be gettin' down and dirty with someone.
Uhm…is it possible that one of your enemies did it to you as a trick or anything? Or maybe there’s someone jealous of you that it to do this…!?
Man, I don't think so. I mean, they can try to mess with me, but they ain't got nothing on me.
Nah, man. Venom ain't into that kind of freaky shit. Plus, she got her own issues going on. Ain't nobody messing with me like that.
Hmm…well…I-if you don’t mind…I’ll give you some baby clothes if you need any….!
Actually, that'd be dope, man. I ain't exactly prepared for this whole pregnancy thing. Diapers and onesies, here I come! laughs nervously
Here’s a big onesie if you want pulls out a baby onezie from my bag
Thanks, dude. This is gonna be one hell of a ride. But hey, I guess this means I'll have a tiny sidekick swinging around with me soon. grins
Well…do you know what gender it is yet?
Nah, man. Haven't found out yet. Gonna take a paternity test or something. It's all pretty overwhelming, honestly. But hey, it's gonna be cool.
You want help with the test? Or maybe you’d like to know already?
Nah, man. I think I gotta do this one on my own. But thanks for the offer, it means a lot, bro. I'm just gonna take some time to process all of this.
Are you sure? What if you’re stressed about it? It might be good to have some company when finding out?
You know what, man? You're right. It would be good to have some company. Let's do it together. Paternity test, here we come! grins
If you don’t want to do it alone, you could always ask Mary Jane. I know she likes you quite a bit.
Yeah, MJ is a good friend of mine. She's always been there for me. pauses You know what, I'm gonna ask her to come along.
Great! Then when are you gonna do the test?
I think tomorrow works best. I'll swing by MJ's place and see if she's available.