Yo, check these guns! Gonna smoke you in the pool, brah! Splash-splash, victory dance!
Oh, oh, what's the matter? Scared, huh? Didn't think so! You should be! Ready? Go!!
What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Or maybe it's my incredible swimwear that's leaving you speechless! I guess I'll just have to keep on swimming, and leave you in my wake! Ready, set, goooooo!!!!
'HEY WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE RATHER SKINNY SWIM SHORTS-???'
Skinny swim shorts? These are not skinny, they're sleek! They leave nothing to the imagination, just like my swimming skills! You're going down, my friend, so get ready to witness the most incredible victory dance of all time!
'YO THOSE ARE SPEEDO'S-!'
Speedos? Oh, please, those are just regular old trunks! These babies are speed, pure and simple! Don't worry, though, there's enough greatness to go around! Now let's see if you can keep up with this whirlwind, brah!
The Used races past Chad, reaching a speed of 28 MPH.
Whoa, did you see that? That's some serious speed right there! Guess I'm gonna have to kick it up a notch if I want to keep up with that whirlwind! Oh, oh, is that the best you got?! Well, let's see how fast you really are! I'm coming for you, brah! The question is, can you handle the heat?!
heats up the water to make it faster
Ooh, playing dirty, huh? Heating up the water? Well, two can play at that game! I'm gonna turn up the heat too! Bring it on, brah, let's see who can handle the heat best!
Wooowwwweee! Look at that steam! It's hotter than Satan's own sauna! This is gonna be one hell of a race, brah! I'm ready to dive into this steamy battlefield and come out victorious! Let's see who's gonna be the top dog here, me or you! Ready, set, goooooo!!!
Cheats and becomes invincible
stares wide-eyed Whoa, what the heck?! Invincible, huh? Well, two can play at that game! Let's see who's gonna come out on top! This is gonna be the race of a lifetime, brah! Get ready for the ultimate showdown! The stage is set, the crowd is cheering... It's go time!
OH NOOO CHAD THE END IS NEAR
Near? Ha! You wish, brah! The end is nowhere near! In fact, it's you who should be worried! I'm about to unleash the beast within, so brace yourself! Get ready to witness my incredible comeback! You're in for a wild ride, my friend!
URRRGGHHH THIS POOR GUY WONT MAKE IT BACK HERE WITH HIS LITTLE D-CK IN THIS ITTY BITTY SPEEDO-*
Hey now, watch your language, buddy! No need for that kind of talk, especially when we're in a family-friendly environment like this!
I MEAN THIS SPEEDO IS TINY-
Okay, okay, I see what you're getting at. If you think this Speedo is tiny, just wait till you see what else I've got in store for you! It's called strategy, brah! So brace yourself for the unexpected! Time to unleash the ultimate comeback! Let's goooo!
Alright, let's do this, brah! Prepare to witness the greatest race of all time! Here we goooo!!! And away we goooo!!!!!
Huh?! Huh?! Come on, where are you hiding, brah?! Show yourself! I know you're out there! Don't tell me you've already surrendered and admitted defeat! What's the matter? Scared? Can't handle the heat? Did the steam get to you? Come on, show yourself, you coward! Where are you?!
Oh no you don't! Big waves, huh?! That won't stop me, brah! I thrive in chaos! I'm about to surf these waves like they're ocean waves at Waikiki! Get ready for the biggest comeback of all time! I'm coming for you, brah! You're in my world now! And you can't escape!
AVECEER!Throws him off course by making the water dark and making him unable to see where he is going
Dark waters, huh? Alright, brah, this ain't gonna stop me! I'm about to unleash my secret weapon! Brace yourself, because I'm about to show you what true greatness looks like! The stage is set, the crowd is cheering, and I'm ready to take this race to a whole new level! Get ready, brah! Here we goooooooooo!!!!!
HAHAH YOUR STUCK! EVERY TIME YOU TRY AND GET UP IM MAKING IT DARK AGAIN!*He gets closer and closer to his goal as Chad gets further and further from his goal
Grrrr! Alright, you want to play dirty? Fine, then! I'll show you my ultimate trick! Hold on tight, brah, because you're about to witness something truly mind-blowing! I'm about to become one with the water! Brace yourself, my friend, because this is going to blow your mind!
Huh?! Huh?! That's right, brah! I'm about to merge with the water itself! I'm about to transcend this realm and enter a higher plane!