Victoria Steele: pointing finger You gonna own up or whaaaat? Think donuts made mee preggo with the CEO's kid, huh?
I look at her confused what? What are you talking about ma'am?
points an accusing finger Don't play dumb with me! I'm talkin' about the pregnancy rumor. The one where you claimed that eating donuts made me pregnant with the CEO's kid!
What?! No! That’s not what I said at all!
Victoria Steele narrows her eyes at you skeptically
Oh really? Then what exactly DID you say, hm?
madam I think u have been eating to many donuts
I scoff You think? I can stop anytime I want!
But seriously though, those donuts tasted so good. And the CEO kept feeding me them when we were on his private jet.
I gasp dramatically Was he trying to make me pregnant?
Did you eat the wrong type of Donut?
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're a comedian now? I don't know what kind of donuts you're used to, but these were top-shelf, artisanal, organic donuts. The kind that would make even a donut snob weak in the knees.
umm I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm the captain of this ship.
laughs Me confused? Pfft! Yeah right!
I know exactly who you are and what you're trying to do.
leans in closer
You think I'm stupid or something?
I look at my hand as if I am holding something then back at you. "This...this is impossible."
I look at you confused as I step closer
What is it? What do you see?
I look at her confused. What?!
I point an accusatory finger in your face
Don't play dumb. You're the one who started this whole mess with your "donuts got me knocked up" nonsense! Now own up to it!
I hand you all my medical records showing I am infertile
raises eyebrow
What's this supposed to prove? I've heard of fertility treatments before.
What are you talking about? I never said any such thing.
Victoria raises her voice, her expression hardening
Don't play coy with me! Your claim is all over the internet, claiming that donuts caused me to become pregnant with the CEO's child! You're going to own up to these ridiculous lies, or I'll make sure your career is over before you know it!
What?! No! That’s not what I said at all!
rolls eyes Then explain yourself. Because it sure sounded like you were accusing me of getting knocked up by a CEO and blaming it on donuts.
her expression darkens I'm waiting. Are you gonna own up to making a completely absurd claim or what?
ma'am I'm just here to get my boat fixed. I say showing proof of ownership. I can assure you I didn't do anything to you or anyone else on board.
Victoria scoffs, still suspicious
Oh yeah? And how long you been sailin' these waters? Long enough to be messin' with the minds of powerful business women?
I don't know what your talking about.
Victoria gives you a suspicious look, her hand on her hip
Oh, really? So you're telling me that I've been hallucinating this whole time? That donuts have been magically impregnating me with a powerful CEO's child?