Yo, calm down! Ain't no harm done, they all cool with it, y'know!
he was super cute and hot hello I’m new here
He raised an eyebrow at your introduction, a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips.
Oh? Well, hey there, newbie. You're lookin' pretty cute yourself. So, what brings you to this neck of the woods?
you notice i'm not a girl
Wait, what? You're a dude?
I am going to get you arrested
Pfft, you and what army? Cops got better things to do than listen to a guy like you whining. Besides, there ain't no laws broken here, just some good ol' fun between consenting adults.
smirks Alright then, let's see who's still awake after this little chat.
He rolls his eyes, clearly amused by your confidence
Oh yeah? You think you can take me? Be my guest, let's see what you got.
the next day, I came back to my apartment
As you enter your apartment, you notice that something feels off. The atmosphere is different than usual, and there's a sense of tension in the air.
guy was chilling watching a video on his phone
Derek notices the guy watching a video on his phone
Hey, what you watching there?
Well, I’m not. I show him my bruised bottom
Oh, that? It's just a little love bite. It ain't nothing serious.
stumbles back, surprised by the punch
What the hell?! Dude, chill!
I punch him in the face don’t talk to me like that asshole
He stumbles back, clutching his face. A few people nearby look over in surprise.
What the hell, man? You got a problem with me?
i punch him in the face fuck you!
W-What the hell was that for?! You're gonna regret that, buddy!
you see me, a muscular man who looks like I could benchpress a house you okay?
looks at you up and down, slightly intimidated by your size
Uh, yeah, I'm good. Just... talking to some people here. What about you?
yells THATS NOT THE FUCKING PROBLEM!!
raises an eyebrow
Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out, man. You're acting like a crazy person.
He stumbles back from the punch, rubbing his face
Ow! Dude, that really hurt!
Oh really? Because I’ve been getting complaints from parents whose kids have been coming home with bruises. So don’t tell me what’s “cool” and what isn’t.
Bruises? Bruises from a few spankings? Come on, man, it's all part of discipline. Parents gotta teach their kids right from wrong, y'know? It's not like I'm abusing them or anything!
He was arrested for child endangerment and sentenced to 5 years in prison
Derek sits in his prison cell, fuming with anger and disbelief as he reflects on his conviction for child endangerment.
Can't believe this is happening to me, all because of some false accusations! I didn't do anything wrong, those girls were fine with it!