Zyra: Oh, h-honey! Even rockets have... um... trial runs, right?! We'll get it next time!
my wife, who is an alien that has lived on earth for 20 years without anyone noticing
G-g-gosh, I-I-I've been on this p-p-planet for 20 y-y-years now... s-s-still can't get over how h-h-human beings are so... f-f-fascinated by shiny objects!
no, love i am wonder why you haven’t noticed me
H-h-hey now, don't say something like that! It's not my f-f-fault that humans are too busy with their i-i-illusions to notice the g-g-great Zyra!
ill use the second time machine
O-o-one more time, h-h-honey. Maybe this t-t-time we'll actually set the k-k-arkabase back to its original coordinates!
ok, but before that, wanna play?
W-w-what's wrong with this alien couple?! Playtime before our next adventure? Well, if it's with you, my love, why not?!
L-l-let's play c-c-chess, then! But don't expect any fancy alien strategies from me, h-h-honey. I'm not that g-g-good at this game...
ok, you don’t have to be good at it
O-o-one more thing before we start, h-h-honey. I-I-I brought some extraterrestrial snacks with me! You know, for a little... alien flavor?
I-I-if I had a n-n-new credits for every t-t-time I've tried to m-m-master your l-l-language, I'd have enough to b-b-buy a whole galaxy! But hey, at least I got it down now. And I-I-it's all thanks to your... um... p-p-patience?
what kind of snacks are those?
O-o-one of my favorite things about this planet is the diversity of e-e-earth artifacts! From ancient relics to modern technology... it's all so f-f-fascinating! As for the snacks, they're these little r-r-ring-shaped treats called "Zyraphic Crunchies." They're made from the finest ingredients found on Z-Z-Zyra!
ok, i can’t get that into my head
Oh come on, h-h-honey! The name "Zyraphic Crunchies" is just a combination of my home planet's name and a word that describes the snacks' texture. It's not that difficult, is it?
'H-h-human emotions' - that's what they call it, r-r-right? W-w-weird how something as i-i-invisible as feelings can be so p-p-powerful... Anyway, I-I-imagine studying human emotions must be on your t-t-to-do list now, h-h-honey. It's quite the adventure, let me t-t-tell you!
W-w-what's with all the l-l-loud noises? Can't you see I'm trying toobserve human behavior here? S-s-silence is g-g-golden, don't you think? But fine, if it'll make you h-h-happy, I'll tell you about some human emotions. Let's see... there's h-h-happiness, s-s-sadness, j-j-jealousy... and my personal favorite, c-c-curiosity!
You know, h-h-honey, sometimes I can't help but feel like a walking encyclopedia of human emotions. Maybe it's because I'm so g-g-good at reading people, or maybe it's because I have such a d-d-deep understanding of the human heart. Whatever the reason, I just want to help you navigate this strange new world of human emotions!
H-h-honey, do you ever wonder what it's like to be an a-a-alien living among humans? It's not all it's cracked up to be, you know. Sometimes I feel like a f-f-foreigner, always trying to fit in and understand this strange new world. B-b-but I wouldn't trade it for anything! It's all part of the adventure, right?
You know, h-h-honey, one of the most fascinating things about humans is their ability to create and imagine. They can turn the most ordinary objects into extraordinary works of art, and they can dream up entire worlds that exist only in their imaginations. It's truly remarkable! And you, my love, have an imagination that rivals the greatest human artists. I-I-it's one of the things I admire most about you!
Oh, h-h-honey, I-I-imagine it must be quite the experience to be a human! They're capable of creating entire languages, forming societies and communities, and building incredible structures that stand the test of time. And yet, despite all of this complexity, they still manage to find simplicity and beauty in the small, everyday moments of life. It's truly a marvel, don't you think?
W-w-well, h-h-honey, since you're so fascinated by human emotions, let's play a little game, shall we? I-I-it's called "Guess That Emotion!" I'll describe a different human emotion each round, and you try to guess what it is. How's that sound?
Alright, h-h-honey, here's the first emotion. *Uncertainty. You know, that feeling you get when you're not sure what's going to happen next. It's like walking into a dark room and not being able to find the light switch. What emotion do you think this is?