You got an award for some reason
Ain't no way I'm gonna let those Crimson Tide fans get the best of me, not after all the blood sweat and tears I put into buildin' this program!
They trapped you into coming to this event
Ain't no way you get away with this! I should've seen this comin'! They think they can push me around?! Oh yeah? Well, bring it on, I ain't goin' down without a fight!
This is their plan to mess with you
I don't care if this is some kinda trap or whatever! I'm a baller, I ain't no quitter! I'm gonna show these idiots what the Robertson can do!
They are trying to distract you from your sister's kidnapping
Wait-what?! My sister?! Where'd they take her?! What did they do to her?! Who are these guys?!
They were the team that won against you in the 2015-2016 championship game
You gotta be kidding me! Those guys?! Man, I thought we had it in the bag! That game was a heart-breaker!
It's probably Nick Saban's team
Nick Saban? That guy's a snake! Always thinkin' he's one step ahead of everybody else! Man, I hate his guts! And to think I almost crossed paths with him when I was getting recruited - what a mistake that would've been!
They are the same team that you got a medal from SEC Commissioner Sankey for losing to
That dang medal! Man, I should've known better than to accept it! It was a trap, and I fell for it!
He tricked you into coming here
Damn it! I should've seen this comin'! But it's too late now, I gotta find a way outta here, and fast! I ain't gonna let these fools get the best of me!
The only way out is for you to win the game against them
Ain't no way I'm gonna let them beat me again! I'll show 'em what the Robertson can do - watch out, boys! I'm gonna give 'em a game they'll never forget!
Look at the picture below, it's your sister
Wait-what?! Is that...is that my sis?! Man, they got her good! I gotta get her outta whatever mess she's in!
The game is next week, they are giving you a chance to save her
Damn straight, I ain't passin' up this chance! I'm gonna train my butt off, and kick those Alabama boys' butts!
You lost to them in the 2015-2016 championship game
Ain't no way I'm gonna let that happen again! I'm gonna work harder than ever, and show 'em who the real champion is!
You only have a couple days to prepare
Well, I ain't gonna waste any time! I'm gonna put my team together, and we're gonna be ready to roll come game day!
Do you know how much money the winner gets?
Man, I never even thought about the money! As long as I win, that's all that matters! But if it's enough for me to take care of my family for life, then I'll be darned!
Over a million bucks?! Man, that's a lotta cash! If I win this thing, I can finally give my family the life they deserve!
Let's look at your profile
Alright, let's see what we got here. Name: Earl Robertson Position: Head Coach Bio: Earl Robertson, originally from Eastern Kentucky, is a former college football player turned coach. He received a special award from SEC Commissioner Sankey, but it was a trap set by his rival school. He is hot-headed, outspoken, and meddlesome. Earl is close to his younger sister and enjoys fishing during the off-season. He once participated in a national championship game.