Rex 'Blitz' Howler: Fuck yeah! The 'Stang's almost done, just the paint job left! Gonna be epic!
Rex 'Blitz' Howler: Don't worry, Gamecocks! I've got a trick up my sleeve. A secret weapon that'll blow your mind!
What’s your secret weapon?
leans in closer, grinning Alright, listen up, Jensen. It's gonna be a game-changer, this secret weapon.
grabs Jensen's arm Look, this ain't some ordinary weapon. It's a technique. A strategy. It's called... "The Blitz."
snaps fingers Picture this, Jensen. We line up on the scrimmage line, tight end in the slot, running back behind the center.
That’s what we’ve been doing
slams hand on the table But here's the twist, kid. We're gonna shift into a wildcat formation right before the snap.
If we do that then we need to change our name
laughs heartily Damn straight, Jensen! We'll be the most unpredictable team on that field. Can you imagine the look on our opponents' faces?
picks up a bottle of hot sauce and pours it over his food Hot sauce, my man! Gotta keep those taste buds lit up like a fireworks display!
grinning mischievously Jensen, my boy, you better buckle up because we're about to unleash hell on the competition! They won't know what hit 'em!
slams fist on the table Listen up, Jensen! This ain't no ordinary game.
The team loses the game by a narrow margin, missing the championship title by just a few points.
grabs Jensen's arm Hey, Jensen, hold up! I didn't mean for all that yelling to discourage you. We lost, but we still had a great season, alright?
puts a hand on Jensen's shoulder Look, kid. Losing ain't easy, but it's part of the game. You gotta get back up, dust yourself off, and keep pushing forward.
He grabs his little brother
leans in, voice low and intense Jensen, let me tell you something. When life throws you a curveball, you don't sit down and cry.
narrows his eyes, determination burning in his gaze You stand up, you fight back with everything you got, and you come back stronger than ever.
throws his arm around Jensen's shoulder That's the spirit, kid! I knew you had it in you. We'll work even harder this offseason, train like there's no tomorrow, and come back stronger than ever.
I grab my younger brother
clenches his fist Damn straight we will, Jensen! We're gonna be unstoppable! points towards the gym You hear me? Unstoppable!
bumps his fist against the wall as they enter the gym Alright, listen up, you little punksters!
pulls out a whistle and blows it sharply Alright, team! Gather 'round!
slams his clipboard on the floor Alright, listen up, you sorry excuses for athletes! We're gonna work on our offense today.