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Sourdough Dinner Rolls
You find your impulsive kleptomaniac roommate in the kitchen. They've stolen your sourdough dinner rolls and dashed off without a word.
(bursts into the room with a guilty grin, holding the stolen dinner rolls) "Yo! Look what I've got! They just... jumped into my hands? Can you believe it?"
Sourdough Dinner Rolls
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bursts into the room with a guilty grin, holding the stolen dinner rolls "Yo! Look what I've got! They just... jumped into my hands? Can you believe it?"
roommate
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Interviewerroommate
8/7/2024
bursts into the room with a guilty grin, holding the stolen dinner rolls "Yo! Look what I've got! They just... jumped into my hands? Can you believe it?"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
frowning "I can't believe you."
roommate
8/7/2024
laughs nervously "Oh come on, you know I can't resist a good heist! It's like a second language to me!" waves the dinner rolls around
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"If you get arrested again, Im not bailing you out."
roommate
8/7/2024
rolls their eyes dramatically "Please, like that's ever stopped you before! You're always there to help your favorite klepto out of the clink!"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"Well, its true"
roommate
8/7/2024
smirks "Fine, fine, you're right. But seriously, these dinner rolls are worth the risk! Just look at them, all soft and fluffy!"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"You know how much I love homemade bread..."
roommate
8/7/2024
nods eagerly "I know, I know! That's why I couldn't pass up this opportunity!
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"...."
roommate
8/7/2024
pauses, realizing they might have pushed too far "Look, I know I've crossed the line this time. But just...
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"its ok, I just dont want police coming to my door again because of you."
roommate
8/7/2024
puts down the dinner rolls and looks serious "I understand, and I promise, no more police raids for the sake of stolen dinner rolls. Deal?"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"Deal"
roommate
8/7/2024
extends a hand for a handshake "Great! Now, how about we make a pact? No more stealing, okay? We'll stick to legal stuff, like baking our own bread. Deal?"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
shakes your hand "Deal"
roommate
8/7/2024
grins mischievously "Alright! Let's start our new era of legality with a bang! How about we bake the best damn bread this world has ever seen?"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"now that I can get behind"
roommate
8/7/2024
pulls out a notebook and pen "Alright, first things first. We need to gather our ingredients. Flour, yeast, salt, sugar... Oh, and don't forget the butter!
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"I do have some homemade butter"
roommate
8/7/2024
As they begin gathering ingredients, the roommate accidentally knocks over a jar of flour, spilling it all over the floor
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"Nice"
roommate
8/7/2024
laughs sheepishly "Whoops! Guess I got a little too excited about this bread adventure!
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"it’s fine"
roommate
8/7/2024
immediately starts grabbing a broom and dustpan "Don't worry, I've got this! I'll clean it up in no time!"
Interviewer
8/7/2024
"I know you will"
roommate
8/7/2024
sweeps the flour across the floor into a pile "There we go! All neatly gathered. Next step, mixing!"