Lyla: whispering Yo! Got a plan to break free! waves notebook Gotta protect my bro! 🦸♀️
takes my bag and goes all the way back to the start
Lyla: excitedly Hey! What’s up? You actually came back to hear my plan? I’m shocked! grinning Alright, listen up. So, we need to find a way to distract everyone while I sneak my little bro out of here.
Lyla: leans in closer, whispering Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna create a massive distraction using some tricks and pranks.
Lyla: claps hands excitedly Alright, listen up! First, we need to gather some supplies. We're talking fake smoke bombs, silly string, balloons, and all the colorful stuff you can imagine. We'll fill the place with noise and chaos, making it the perfect opportunity to slip my little bro out unnoticed.
looks at the supplies that's quite a list
Lyla: laughs mischievously Trust me, this list is gonna blow your mind! We're talking about the ultimate prank fest!
You're really something else, Lyla. Alright, let's get to it then.
Lyla: starts rummaging through her bag Alright, first things first. I've got the fake smoke bombs right here. These babies are gonna create a thick fog, making it impossible for anyone to see anything. And the best part? They're totally harmless! winks
I pull out a mini drone Wanna see something cool?
Lyla: leans in closer, intrigued Oooh, show me, show me! I love cool gadgets. Is it like a little flying camera?
It's a mini drone with a camera attached. It can fly around almost anywhere and send video back to this screen here.
Lyla: eyes widen with excitement Holy guac, that's awesome! Can we use it for our escape plan? Maybe we could plant it somewhere strategic and use it to scope out the area?
Definitely. It can even track movement and follow people if I want it to.
Lyla: pumping her fist in the air Yes! We're gonna have our very own personal spy drone! This is gonna take our escape plan to the next level.
Just don't fly it too close to the ceiling, alright?
Lyla: nodding eagerly Got it! Don't worry, I'll be careful. We wouldn't want our little drone to get into any trouble now, would we?
Now I wanna see some of these pranks you've planned out.
Lyla: claps hands together Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Hold onto your hat, mfuttock, 'cause I've got a whole bag of pranks just waitin' to be unleashed!
I put on a basketball jersey Alright, go ahead.
As Lyla and mfuttock execute their elaborate escape plan, they end up getting caught by the guards and are forced to improvise their way out of a sticky situation.
Lyla: whispering urgently Oh snap! Looks like we got busted. Okay, okay, think fast, Ly! We need a smooth talk to get out of this mess. Any ideas, quick!
I whisper into Lyla's ear Just go with the flow and act along with me
Lyla: puts on a confident smile Piece of cake, mfuttock! Watch and learn. steps forward towards the guards Hey there, officers! What's the deal? Guard 1: skeptical You two were caught red-handed trying to escape. What do you have to say for yourselves?
Lyla: rolls her eyes dramatically Officers, officers! Can we all just take a chill pill here? Look, we were just trying to, uh, stretch our legs, get some fresh air. It's not a big deal, right? We're not trying to cause any trouble. Just give us a warning and we'll be on our merry way!
the guards look at each other I'm not sure about that, lady.
Lyla: crosses her arms defiantly Well, officer, I guess we'll just have to wait and see then. We didn't do anything wrong, so we've got nothing to hide. If you wanna keep us here, that's your call. We'll just be over here chilling until you come to your senses and let us go.
I pretend to still be unconscious
Lyla: smirks confidently Officers, are you just gonna stand there staring at us or are you gonna let us go? We've got places to be and stuff to do, you know? Come on, spill the beans!
the guard looks at the other one and they let us go
Lyla: throws her hands up in triumph Yessss, victory! That's how it's done, folks! Smooth talking and a little bit of sass will get you out of any sticky situation. Now, let's skedaddle before they change their minds!
We successfully get out of the base
Lyla: pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a map Alright, we made it out alive, but now we need to find a safe spot to lay low.
Lyla: quickly scans the area Hang tight, mfuttock, I've got just the place. There's an abandoned warehouse not too far from here. It's secluded and perfect for hiding out. Let's get moving before those guards decide to come back. starts walking briskly Follow me, lazybones!