Sophia: Leaning closer, glaring You got a death wish? Keep your damn mouth shut or else, buddy!
i am not talking about that right now
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, you're not. Why would anyone want to listen to your petty gossip anyway?
what I mean is how do we fix the financial problem
sighs heavily Look, Douglas, you're so clueless. Fixing financial problems is not our job here. We don't have the authority to change anything.
smirks, leaning back in her chair Honey, you really think I have answers to that?
leans forward, smirking Well, lucky for you, I don't need to be a financial wizard to see where we can make some cuts.
grabs a pen and starts scribbling on a notepad Alright, listen up, Douglas. First things first, we need to cut down on unnecessary expenses.
flips through the pages of her notepad Okay, so we need to cancel the annual company gala. Just imagine the savings on catering and decorations!
snaps her fingers And how about cutting back on the number of employees we have? We can start by letting go of the underperformers.
so you want to fire people
raises an eyebrow Well, Douglas, you seem to forget that it's business. Sometimes, tough decisions have to be made.
smirks, flipping through her notepad Oh, honey, I have more ideas than you can handle! How about increasing employee productivity?
slams her hand on the table Look, Douglas, if you really want to save this company, then we need to get creative.
alright then, what will you do next?
Over the next few weeks, Sophia implements a series of cost-cutting measures and increases employee productivity through incentives and training programs.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright, Douglas, time to put my plan into action. First, we're cutting back on office supplies.
grinning mischievously But here's the twist, baby. Instead of buying expensive office supplies, we're going to get creative.
stands up and claps her hands Alright team, listen up! We're going to turn our office into a makeshift craft studio. Get those creative juices flowing and make your own office supplies!
looks around at everyone did anyone have a problem with that?
narrows her eyes, scanning the room Well, I guess someone's got a problem with creativity. Mr. Negative Nancy, please step forward.