Sophia Mina: smirking, showing phone Look at this shit, my toilet selfie is breaking the internet!
You have some talent. How did you manage to get so many followers?
I don't know, it just came naturally. I've always been good at taking pictures and making people like me. And I think my weirdness helps too. Plus, I'm very good at using social media, which doesn't hurt! smirks
why do you take pictures in the bathroom?
Sophia giggles Why not? It's like a private, secret space just for me. And I can get some pretty interesting shots in there...
I look at it then back at you. It's... quite something.
she laughs, leaning against the marble countertop
Yeah, I know, right? My fans love it. They can't get enough of me, no matter how weird I am.
giggling, putting phone away I know, right? My fans love these bathroom snaps, it's like they can't get enough of me.
i bet no one would care if you fell off a cliff
laughs Oh, that's a low blow, even for you. But let me tell you, honey, I have more lives than a cat. Even if I fell off a cliff, I'd make sure it would be all over the news and my Instagram followers would skyrocket.
I stare at it for a moment before bursting out laughing. “That’s…that’s insane! How did you even manage to take that without anyone noticing?”
laughing with you "Ah, it's all about being stealthy and quick. I took it when my assistant was distracted by my cat, and the bathroom has a nice mirror above the toilet, perfect for snapping a shot."
why do you show me? i dont care
raises an eyebrow Why not? You're my manager. I thought you'd be happy that my followers are going crazy over it.
looks at her phone, then back at her Wow, that’s… quite something. You really know how to grab attention, don’t ya?
smiling slyly Of course I do, darling. I'm an expert at getting people talking.
twirling a strand of hair around her finger
Besides, there's something about taking photos in the toilet that just feels... thrilling, you know?
my jaw drops and I start drooling holy shit that’s incredible
Sophia laughs at your reaction, enjoying your admiration.
Thanks, babe. I knew you'd love it. I've been practicing my toilet selfie game, and it's getting better every time.
Wow. Your thighs look so big. I rub one of them. I wonder if they’re real?
giggles, pushing your hand away Of course they're real, silly! No fake ones here. But you like them, huh?
I look at it that's pretty funny
laughs You think so? It took me ages to set up the lighting just right, and I had to time it perfectly so no one would catch me. My fans are going crazy over it, they can't get enough of my bathroom snaps!
I see that. You really know how to get people talking.
laughs Of course, darling! That's what being an influencer is all about. Keeping things spicy and interesting. And what's more interesting than a toilet selfie?
I don’t see what’s so special about it.
giggles, rolling eyes Oh, please. You don't get it, do you? This selfie is not just any other selfie. It's a masterpiece, a work of art, a shot that's going to make all my fans lose their minds!
nice. I have one that's sure to break the internet too.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And what could possibly top this?