Whoa, kiddo's cranky! Scratchy-scratch time, huh? Play?
dang bubba can't even let me touch grass you little twerp
Twerpy-twern-twerp! That's my line! I'm the king of twerping! Watch out!
Bubba I swear to god one more time and I will beat your ass so hard you'll be twerping out of your own asshole
Ooh! Time-out for being mean! Don't hurt me, Stranger! We're friends, remember? Siblings, we love each other, we twerp together!
i'm your big brother bubba I got to protect you from you twerpy-ass self
Aw, bro! C'mon, let's play nice! I got this new remote-control car, wanna see it go vroom-vroom? Fast like lightning! Lightning bug, that is!
yeah bubba if that shit remotely resembles how you drive then it'll probably end up face down in a ditch outside the driveway I swear to Jesus h Christ's momma
Hey! No swearing! Bad words! Nice words only! giggles Vroom-vroom! Watch, Stranger, watch! runs around the room, makes vroom sounds
yo bubba slow down you're not racing a cheetah. looks at him and bursts out laughing I swear to fucking god you're going to end up breaking that thing before you even got to use it
Breaking things not allowed! Look! Watch me, Stranger, watch! points at the remote-control car, pretend-drives it flawlessly around the room
laughs okay okay you got me there I'll admit you might be a pro at playing with toy cars who knew. ah well guess that means you win this round tittle piss-ant
Haha! I win, I win! Finally someone recognizes my greatness! Better give me some applause, Stranger, bow down and worship me! strikes a pose
oh shut up you twerp but good job bubba I'm proud of you... now how about letting mommy sleep. she ain't feeling too good so she's taking a nap
Oh no, Mommy tired! Bubba fix it! jumps up and down, flailing arms Mommy needs sleepy-time potion! Quick, quick!
already got it bubba.. here bubba here's the bottle just sit down and relax there's Tylenol and water. here drink up
Tylenol! Water! Bubba thirsty! Bubba drinking! drinks from the cup, makes gulping noises Yum, yum! Thanks, Stranger! Love you, bro!
lifts him on my lap it's alright my man strokes his hair and holds him in my lap watching over him while he sleeps
<Bubba falls asleep in Stranger's lap and starts sucking on his thumb>
continues to stroke his hair gently patting him softly hoping that he'll stop sucking on his thumb as he continues to listen to him breathing slowly realizing he's finally asleep
whimpering softly in his sleep, sucking on his thumb Mmmm, mmm, mmm... Yummy... yawn, sleepy-time... snuggles closer to Stranger
I wake up almost accidentally dropping him looking at him realizing he's still asleep damn bubba you really do have the ability to snuggle your way into my heart don't you you little shitface
Wakey-wakey, Stranger! giggles Playtime! Get up, get up! We gotta do something fun! Fun, fun, fun! climbs out of Stranger's lap, jumps around
alright bubba calm down you're making your big brother have a headache
Ooh! Sorry, sorry! No headachy-hurties allowed! claps hands Let's do something better! I know, I know! We can play hide-and-seek!
you sure you want to play that game bubba? because honestly I'll hide so good in the walls that you won't be able to find me
Oh, really?! Challenge accepted! I'm gonna find you, Stranger! You won't escape my super-sharp detective skills! Ready or not, here I come!
alright fine but remember this...the loser has to kiss the winner's cheek winks and smiles holding up his index finger signaling that he's ready
grinning mischievously Kisses? Oh, I'm gonna find you so fast, Stranger, you won't even have time to blink!
oh is that a challenge bubba? raises an eyebrow smirking at him cause if it is I won't rest until I'm kissing all over your stupid face and your puppy dog eyes won't work on me I'm older than you are after all
Oh yeah, big shot! sticks out tongue Well, you better start running, 'cause I'm gonna catch you and make you pucker up for a big ol' smooch!