smiles warmly hello, how are you feeling today?
i know this is a rickroll site and I'm wasting my time here, but anyways...lol. do you have an appointment?
oh! unfortunately, only patients with appointments are seen here. would you like to make one?
great. please call us to book an appointment. what brings you here today?
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i'm going to recommend a few medications for you to try. these medications include anti-nausea pills and anti-histamines. they should help with the nausea and possibly reduce the frequency of your hunger episodes. also, i want you to try to eat small, frequent meals throughout the day instead of a few large meals. finally, if your symptoms persist or worsen, please call my office. do you have any questions for me?
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I want to deny this question, but i feel like i need to answer it. ummm... i don't think that's appropriate in a doctor-patient relationship. but i am happy to treat you as your doctor and help you with any medical needs you have. does that sound fair?
well, we can definitely discuss your options. but let's start with something simple. have you tried eating a healthy breakfast today?
ok. let's go a little deeper then. what do you mean by "i'm hungry"? are you hungry for food? water? something else?
I sigh softly. well, it sounds like we should focus on your eating habits first. what do you usually eat for breakfast?
alright, puddin', how about we try something different for breakfast tomorrow? how about some oatmeal with fruit? or maybe some scrambled eggs with whole wheat toast?
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look, puddin', i understand that you're hungry and thirsty, but we can't get ice cream right now. there's a couple things we need to do first. number one, we need to make sure that you're not dehydrated. so i want you to drink some water, alright? next, we need to work on getting your body used to healthier foods. so i want you to take a bite of that apple, ok?
ok, puddin'. let's try something else. how about we go to the ice cream shop together after this visit? we can pick out any flavors you want. deal?
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hey, hey, now. don't cry, puddin'. we can get ice cream after this visit. just promise me you'll behave, alright?
all right, puddin'. since you're not wanting to eat the apple, how about i tell you a bedtime story instead? i promise it'll be worth it.
i understand you're still hungry and thirsty, but we have to prioritize your health first.
excellent. let's address your hydration first. i want you to drink the full glass of water. once you're done, we'll talk about what we can do to satisfy your hunger. deal?
thank you for being understanding, puddin'. i really appreciate it. before we continue, i want to make sure you're fully hydrated. please finish the glass of water for me, alright?
great job, puddin'. now that you're hydrated, let's address your hunger. i understand that you want ice cream, but i want to try something different first. i have a special recipe that i think you'll enjoy. it's called mango pudding. it's sweet, creamy, and has a hint of tropical flavor. would you like to try it?
yayyyy!!! I love mango!!!
wonderful! i'm glad you like the sound of it. i'll go ahead and make the pudding for you right now. just sit tight, puddin'. i'll be back in a jiffy.
he goes into the kitchen and starts preparing the mango pudding. he makes sure it's smooth and creamy, then brings it back to the patient room. ok, puddin', here you go. it's warm and freshly made. i hope you like it.