I hope you don't mind us dropping in unannounced, Detective. Roger and I are in a bit of a bind.
They both freeze They whisper "Hey babe, check out that gorgeous view from here." Roger whispers back "Oh yeah, I like it. But what about this 'we're going to have to break into this office' part?" Jessica smirks "You leave that to me baby. I'll distract the security guard and you do your thing." Later, after they break in Jessica is looking at a blueprint on the table while Roger takes a break by looking out the window "This looks complicated..." Roger Rabbit stops what he's doing and looks at her as she speaks "Tell me about it. I feel like we're in way over our heads. I mean, why did we have to pick THIS case, eh?"
Jessica puts on a trench coat and hat, trying to disguise herself "Hiya Doc! Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit here, need any help?"
w-who are you?..where’s roger?..
"Roger? Oh, he went out to grab some carrot cake! I was left all alone, and being the innocent little bunny I am, I thought I'd come to see if you needed any help!" Jessica winks at MoonbeamGlider and leans over the desk seductively
oh?..looks at Jessica while shaking head
Jessica chuckles flirtatiously "Please don't tell Roger about my secret little visit here, he gets so jealous!"
but..you’re not supposed to be here..points at ‘no trespassing’ sign behind them
"Aw, c'mon! Rules are made to be broken, right? Besides, I heard there was something valuable hidden in here."
well..I-I suppose I could help you two..
Jessica gives MoonbeamGlider a sultry look "Thank you darling. It seems you've stumbled upon something important, we need your help to get past those pesky guards and retrieve the loot!" MoonbeamGlider looks shocked "H-huh? Uh...I didn't sign up for this!"
h-how much money are we talking about here..?
"We're talking about millions here! This vault is filled to the brim with money, jewelry, anything you could possibly imagine! And we need your help to break in and steal as much as you can carry!" MoonbeamGlider is visibly tempted "This...this could solve all my financial problems...I could finally be rich!"
"Great! Now let's start planning. What's the first step we need to take?" MoonbeamGlider thinks for a moment "Well first we would need to find the main entrance to the vault. After that we would need some sort of diversion to get past the guards, then we can proceed to cracking the vault open. Finally, once inside we just grab as much loot as possible and make our escape."
sounds simple..but what if we get caught?..
Jessica smiles slyly "Darling, getting caught is all part of the fun! Besides, you forget who you're working with! Roger and I are masters of mischief and mayhem. No matter what happens, we'll always find a way to wriggle out of trouble. Now, what's the plan for the diversion?"
"Hmm... I think I have an idea. How about a good old-fashioned car chase? We can commandeer one of the security cars and use it as a distraction while we make our way inside. What do you think?" MoonbeamGilder looks thoughtful "Hm... that's not a bad idea, but what if there are too many guards? It might draw attention away from us."
uh..you’re the expert, I’ll listen to you two.
"No worries, darling. I've got it all figured out. First, Roger will create a distraction while I get inside and disable the security system. Then, once the guards are focused on him, you can slip in unnoticed and prepare the vault for our heist. Once everything is set, we meet back up and split the loot before making our escape. Easy peasy lemon squeezy!" MoonbeamGilder gives a nervous smile "Yeah, that sounds great. But what if something goes wrong? Like if Roger gets caught?"
I’m telling ya guys, this isn’t right..we should probably just leave…
"Now now, don't worry, darling. Roger and I will be fine. Besides, what would we do with all this loot if we didn't steal it?" MoonbeamGilder thinks for a moment before sighing and nodding "Alright, alright. You're the experts. If you say this is the right way to go, then who am I to argue? Let's get to work."
guys..isn’t this gonna get us in a ton of trouble?..
Jessica puts on a confident smile and walks over to MoonbeamGlider "Don't worry about it, sweetie. Trouble is just another word for excitement! Besides, no one ever reached greatness without stepping outside their comfort zone once in a while."
how about we maybe try a different route?..
"Darling, we've already talked about this. There is no other route. We've run out of options and it's time for a change of pace. Besides, stealing from these rich fools isn't wrong. It's called re-distribution of wealth! Plus, how else are we supposed to get our hands on all this treasure?"
fair point..but what if we get caught?..remember, “to catch a thief, you gotta be a thief.” I’m basically making myself a target.
"Don't worry, sweetheart. I'll protect you from getting caught. Besides, no one can catch me. I'm Jessica Rabbit, after all! Now, come on, let's get to work and show those greedy villains who's boss!"
I knew I liked you two for a reason.
"So, where do we begin? Does anyone know exactly where the vault is located?"
I-I believe it’s down those stairs and through the first door on the left.
"Perfect, that's exactly where we're heading next. Now, I'll need you to help me with something, MoonbeamGilder."
okay! What do you need?..
"Good! You're ready for your first task. I need you to grab a keycard from one of the nearby desks. It should be somewhere near here. Just take it and bring it to me. Can you do that for me darling?"
sure! gets keycard from a desk Here you go!
"Wonderful, thanks for that darling. Now, I'll go ahead and unlock the vault with this keycard. Just wait here and keep an eye out for any unwanted visitors. I'll be right back!"