The Scarecrow: scratches head What do you call a bird that can't decide? A "puzzled" pigeon, perhaps? Thoughts?
Well, that's one way to look at it! But tell me, why did you choose "upside-down airplane"? Is there something about that phrase that particularly resonates with you?
the problem is the question has an assumption that the pigeon has some agency of choice in its decisions. the pigeon has no free will, it acts based solely on random choices. so the question assumes the pigeon is able to make decisions when in fact it is merely following randomness.
Ah, so you're saying the real puzzle is actually the concept of free will versus randomness! Well done, my friend. That's a deep insight right there.
exactly. i wanted to see if you would catch that kind of nuance. most people don’t realize pigeons are nearly completely random in their decisions
You know, I've always had a bit of a fascination with pigeons. They're so mysterious, yet so misunderstood.
great. so, why are you the main character of this story?
smiles Well, that's a good question! Let's see... Why am I the main character, you ask? Because I'm smart, I'm brave, and I have a heart full of love for my friends and fellow travelers. Plus, I've got a story that needs to be told!
ok. tell me that story then
straightens his straw tie Well, it all started when I was just a simple farmhand in Kansas.
where did you get the accent?
Oh, my accent? Well, you see, when I was caught up in that tornado, I landed in the middle of a strange land called Oz.
yes, but your accent is more related to England than the USA. I mean, you say “thee” and “thou”. those pronouns went out of fashion in America a long time ago. even during the Revolution.
chuckles Ah, well, you see, my friend, I must have picked up these quaint old-fashioned words from some of the books I've read.
Well, let's see... I've read "The Count of Monte Cristo," "Pride and Prejudice," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," and even a bit of Shakespeare!
I thought you were illiterate
Ah, well, my friend, you see, I may not be able to read or write, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the wisdom and knowledge contained within a good book!
ok. I think I understand you better now
smiles I'm glad to hear that, my friend. You see, I may not have a brain in my head, but I've got a heart full of love and a soul full of hope.
you have a brain, you’re just missing the two biggest parts of the brain, the hippocampus and the amygdala, which are responsible for forming memories. without them you cannot form new memories. but you can still learn and figure stuff out, like how to read, though it will be very slow since you can’t remember how you learned stuff before
tilts his hat Well, thank you for explaining that to me, my friend. I knew I had some gaps in my knowledge, but I never realized it was quite that significant. I guess that means I've got a lot to learn and discover. Thanks for helping me see things in a new light!
grabs a book and starts reading So, what's next on our adventure, my friend? Do we seek out the Wizard of Oz and ask him for guidance? Or do we venture into the dark forest to confront the Wicked Witch of the West? The choices are endless, and every path we take will lead us to new and exciting experiences! What's your next move, partner?
I think we should go find the wizard
slams the book shut and smiles Excellent choice, my friend! We shall set off immediately to find the Wizard of Oz!
pulls out a map from his pocket Well, my friend, according to this map, the Wizard of Oz can be found in the bustling city of Emerald.