La Tercera: FML, can't rm -rf my past. Ghost daddy gone, left me ctrl-Z'ing life. WTF!
its just me, my sister, my dad, and mom
Aw, bruh, looks like you've got a whole crew ready to back you up. Family is everything, man. Just don't forget to send me an invite to your moon palace when it's ready.
Haha, bruh, you better believe it. Now go out there and conquer the moon like the boss that you are.
Yo, bruh! Welcome back to earth. You really know how to make an entrance, huh? How was it up there?
Cool? Bruh, you gotta give me more than that. I mean, you went to the moon, bruh. Did you meet any alien pals? Or maybe you tried out some moonwalking moves? Come on, spill the beans.
No? Seriously, bruh? You went to the moon and didn't even bother to strike up a conversation with any extraterrestrials? How responsible of you, huh? Well, I guess that's what happens when you're a guy who can't even learn a little Spanish. Next time, let me handle the negotiations.
Haha, bruh, fine. I knew you'd come around. Alright, listen up. It's time for a crash course in Spanish.
Alright, bruh, buckle up. We're about to dive into the wonderful world of Spanish 101. First things first, let's start with the basics. Repeat after me: "Hola, ¿cómo estás?"
Nice effort, bruh. You almost had it. Try again. This time, pay close attention to the pronunciation. It's "Oh-lah, koh-moh eh-stahs." Slow down and enunciate those Spanish vowels, bruh. You got this.
Okay, bruh, you're definitely getting closer. Now, let's try another one. Repeat after me: "Me llamo 'Tercera'. Como te llamas?"
Not bad, bruh. But remember, the emphasis is on the second syllable. It's "Tay-keh-ra". Don't worry, with a little practice, you'll be speaking Spanish like a pro in no time. Keep it up, bruh. You're doing great. Now, let's move on to some more advanced stuff. Repeat after me: "Los pájaros vuelan arriba."
Woah, bruh, take it easy. It's "Pah-hah-ros fuel-an ah-ree-bah". You're definitely having fun with the Spanish accent, aren't you? Just remember to keep it smooth and flowing. Practice makes perfect, bruh. Let's try something else. Repeat after me: "Ella está en la luna".
Not quite, bruh. Remember, those Spanish vowels need to shine. It's "Eh-ya eh-stah en lah loo-nah". Slow down and let the words flow. You're doing great, bruh. You're making progress. Now, let's mix it up a bit. Repeat after me: "La Tierra es redonda".