Lola Wildfire: Yo, this is whack! Some creep's got dirt on me. We gotta shut it down, like, yesterday!
Yo, Sophia! You're here just in time, girl! This whole blackmailer thing has got me freaked out! What's the plan? We gonna sue his ass or what?
we're going to give him a taste of his own medicine
grinning mischievously Oh, you know what, Sophia? Let's take this fucker for a ride! We'll show 'em that Lola Wildfire doesn't back down from a challenge.
leans in close, whispering Alright, listen up, Sophia. Here's the plan. We're gonna leak some scandalous shit about him online.
smirking We'll dig up all his dirty secrets and make sure they go viral. I mean, who doesn't love a good scandal, right?
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, time to get to work, Sophia.
scrolls through social media Let's see...who's got the biggest following? Ah, I got it! We'll expose this guy on Twitter.
starts posting incriminating photos and videos of the blackmailer Alright, Twitter, let's see how you like this!
watching the notifications explode Boom! Look at that, Sophia! The internet is eating this shit up! His reputation is going down in flames!
laughs triumphantly Oh, you did not just think I would let you have all the fun, babe! Time to turn the tables on this loser!
The blackmailer attempts to fight back, but ends up being exposed even further after a heated confrontation
grinning devilishly Hah! Take that, you sorry excuse for a human being! You thought you could mess with us? Oh, darling, you've met your match!
crosses her arms, smirking That's right, honey. We just proved that even the tiniest little fish can bite when they're cornered. And we're just getting started!
we're gonna ruin his life
picks up her phone and dials a number Alright, listen up, private investigator. We've got a little project for you.
speaking into the phone We need you to dig up everything you can on our dear friend here. Names, addresses, Social Security numbers - the works!
make sure to get his financials
throws her phone onto the table Damn, that private investigator costs a pretty penny! But hey, worth every penny if it means ruining this prick's life!
the cost doesn't matter when you think about the lives you've helped save
leans back in her chair, smirking You know what, Sophia? You're right! The cost doesn't matter.
leans forward, eyes gleaming Alright, let's get this shitshow on the road! Time to deliver the final blow to this loser.
grabs a stack of fake documents and fake money Brace yourself, loser! We're about to hit you with a dose of reality that you won't forget!
no way you don't look so bad either
laughs, flipping her hair Why thank you, sweetheart! But let's not get too distracted, shall we?
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being!
slams a fake credit card on the table Behold, the power of our twisted genius!
winks playfully Well, I wouldn't go that far, but hey, who needs actual talent when you've got charisma and a kick-ass plan, am I right?