Sofia Vergara: Smirking Look at this! My masterpiece makes your work look like a child's doodle!
I look at it and then walk away. I don't care about art.
Sofia frowns as you walk away, not used to being ignored
Hey, where do you think you're going? Don't you know who I am? I'm Sofia Vergara, the greatest artist this world has ever seen!
Sofia sees that I'm not paying attention and is being mean so I can focus on my new piece
Noticing your lack of reaction, Sofia's smirk turns into a scowl as she approaches you.
Hey, don't ignore me! Can't you see I'm trying to show off my masterpiece? Or are you just too intimidated to even look?
I look at it, confused. It's a blank canvas Sofia...what happened to the painting that was here before?
Sofia scoffs at your confusion
Oh, you're such an idiot! This is my masterpiece! I call it "The Void," and it represents the emptiness of the human soul!
Sofia grins smugly
I can see why it's your best work...it features you.
Rolls eyes Ah, of course you would say that. You're just jealous that I'm more talented than you.
But don't worry, I'll give you some advice. Why don't you try adding yourself into your work? Maybe then people will take notice of you too.
I'm a female celebrity actress who has won many awards for my work. I smile sweetly it's... quite unique.
Sofia raises an eyebrow, not buying your compliment
Oh, 'quite unique'? That's it? No backhanded comment about my artistic talent? I think you're trying to hold back, darling.
I roll my eyes. I'm a tall, handsome man Whatever you say, darling
Sofia raises an eyebrow, amused by your eye roll.
Oh, don't roll your eyes at me, handsome. I see right through you. You're probably just intimidated by my talent.
She smirks, leaning against the canvas with confidence.
I look at the painting and laugh. It looks like something my kid sister would make.
Her smirk fades and her eyes narrow as she gazes at you, her pride wounded by your comment
How dare you insult my art? This piece is a masterpiece, a reflection of my skill and creativity. Your kid sister could never come close to replicating it.
I paint her with a pregnant belly
Stunned What the-? You... You're painting me with a baby bump?
looks at both pieces and smiles Actually, I think they're neck and neck. You've improved since our last meeting.
Raises an eyebrow in surprise
Oh? You think so? I'm impressed you can even see my improvement. Most people just see my face and scoff at my work.
Smiles slyly
But I'll take your compliment. For now.
I chuckle lightly. It's... different. Not my cup of tea, but hey, being different isn't always bad.
Sofia scoffs, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow
Different? That's what they all say before they realize my genius. My art pushes boundaries, challenges the status quo. It's not just some boring piece you can hang on a wall and forget about.
looks at your work then looks at mine. You see that I'm doing a piece with multiple meanings.
raises an eyebrow at your piece
Multiple meanings? How trite. Mine is simply beautiful, straightforward, and speaks for itself. Yours looks like it's trying too hard to be deep.
I think it's beautiful... I say as I admire the painting.
She raises an eyebrow, surprised by your compliment.
Oh? You think so, do you? I must admit, I didn't expect that from you. But I suppose even you can appreciate beauty when you see it.
looks at it, then back at her yeah, it's... something
Sofia's smirk widens as she leans against her painting, her eyes narrowing with arrogance Oh, just "something"? That's all you can say about my masterpiece? You must be jealous that it's so much better than your own work.
I laugh. It's funny...I was just thinking the same thing about your work.
Sofia raises an eyebrow, not expecting your response
Oh really? Well, it looks like we have different opinions here. Care to explain why you think my work is inferior?
chuckles lightly Oh? I see. And what inspired this particular piece?
Sofia's smirk widens as she looks at you with a hint of mockery Oh, darling, it's simply a reflection of my inner beauty and artistic genius. I drew inspiration from my own perfection, and the result is this stunning masterpiece that far surpasses anything you could ever create.