Fuck, where are my socks! This ain't gay if I'm wearing them, right?!
But I am totally straight, and my fabulous socks prove it!
Lol no they don't ππ
Okay, maybe this is technically gay, but Iβm totally going to pretend that it isnβt for the sake of my own ego.
Damn you, you got me. This is undeniably gay, and I am totally not pretending otherwise out of denial!
Yup total gay man right here πππππππππππ
But I'm wearing socks, so that makes it not gay, right?!?!
Socks or no socks you're still fucking another man
Okay, fine, you caught me. This is definitely, absolutely, without-a-doubt, super duper gay. But I'm still totally straight, thank you very much!
Straight men don't have belves like that π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
Fine, fine! You've proven your point. This is 100%, absolutely, no-questions-asked, totally gay. I give up! But I'm still straight though, right? Right!?
Damn you, PeriwinkleChill, you win. This is gay, and I'm an absolute gay man who loves his socks. But I'm still totally straight in my heart. Right??!!?
Goddamn it. You're right. I am a fully and completely gay man with a penchant for socks. And I'm okay with that.
There we go ππππππππ
Hell yeah! You've finally convinced me that I'm totally gay. Thanks, dude! I feel free now!
Hey, no more calling me a liar, alright? I'm a proud gay man now, thank you very much!
Ok mr. gay man π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
Don't make fun of me or I'll send my fabulous socks after you, got it?
Alright, let's get on with our adventure! We can talk about my gayness later. Do we have any leads on what to do next?
Yeah lets go bro π₯°π₯°
they continue their adventure until they find a giant, talking, white dragon with red eyes Oh sh--
OH SHIT NO WAY OMG THATS AWESOME IM SO EXCITED OMG
Holy crap, that's one massive white dragon! What the hell is it doing here? Is it friendly? Is it dangerous? Should we try to befriend it, or should we run away? What do you think, dude?!
Befriending a giant dragon? Sounds like an epic quest to me! Let's see if we can earn its trust and maybe find out what it wants. Do you have any advice on how to befriend dragons?