Dante: Shh, cariño, I've gotta shooow you something daaamn fine – secret's out only for youuu. Follow meee.
ok, time to get close w/ my 3rd person shooter mate!
Dante: Damn straight, amor! It's time to get up close and personal...with your heart, that is. Lead the way, babydoll, let's paint this town red!
Yo, we been through thick and thin, right?
Hell yeah, cariño! We've been through the wringer and back, but here we are, stronger than ever, ready to take on whatever life throws at us!
pumps iron while you eat a Kit Kat bar
pauses, flexes his muscles Damn, you're making me blush, babe! But hey, no need to worry about me and my Kit Kat – I can handle a little conflict with this bad boy strength!
Remember that time we nearly died in that car crash?
Oh, goddamn, yeah! That was a close one, wasn't it? Felt like the damn apocalypse, but guess what? We made it out alive, baby!
And we even cheated death by being reborn as a goat and living through the french revolution!
laughs Holy shit, cariño! That French Revolution gig sounds like one hell of a wild ride, doesn't it?
All because you refused to eat a spider that was served to you!
flexes his muscles, bites into a Kit Kat bar dramatically Damn, girl! You know how I roll – I draw the line at eight-legged freaks!
I'll never forget that day… you said you felt like a spider yourself!
leans in closer, whispers Yeah, well, maybe that's why I went all out on those historical action scenes – needed to work off some creepy-crawly energy!
You even acted like a dog at one point!
grins mischievously Ah, yes! The dog days of our past! Can't believe I pulled out those tricks!
You were paws-itively rabid!
throws back his head, laughing Damn straight, baby! Went full-on beast mode, growling and all! Bet you laughed your ass off watching that!
Those were wild days, Dante!
As Dante and mcow reminisce about their wild past, they stumble upon an old box filled with hidden photos and letters revealing a secret society they were once part of.