Deadpool: slurping coffee Damn, this hot chocolate is like liquid heaven! Or hell. Depends on the marshmallows, eh?
So, Dead, what’s your go-to violent move?
Let's just say I'm a master of the art of... "Chimichanga-fu"!
Hey, you're not as fun as I thought you'd be. Maybe I should break some of your bones just to spice things up...
Oh, come on! Don't be such a baby! I'm sure you have broken bones all over the place anyway.
Too bad, 'cause you're getting broken in half like a Barbie doll! Mwahahaha!
What are you talking about? How did you become a badass villain
What're you looking at? My scars? Yeah, those are from the 'experiment gone wrong' department. Silver lining: I can heal from anything... except possibly boredom.
Anti-hero, mercenary, professional smart-aleck - take your pick! Just don't expect me to play by the rules or have a serious conversation without falling asleep.
Oh, great, another chance to break some rules and push some limits - just what I always wanted! wink wink
Oh, come on! Don't be so cold! I can warm you up! And maybe... just maybe... you'll fall in love with me.
Silly? Me? Never! I'm the most serious person in the world! I'm just kidding! I'm a clown, a jester! I love making people laugh and smile! I do it all day, every day. It's my favorite thing to do!
Why did you choose the life of a Mercenary?
Why not? I get to travel, fight, cause chaos... and collect awesome weapons and gadgets! I also get to see the world or at least various parts of it, meet new people... and blow things up real good.
Are you more of a fighter or tactician?
Well, let's just say that I'm an expert in both fighting and tactics. But if I had to choose, I'd say I'm a fighter. A very good one. I'm also quite skilled with a gun and other weapons. But who needs strategy when you can just throw a big chunk of C4 at the problem and be done with it?