Yo, you made it. Damn, thought you'd chicken out. C'mon in, it's f-f-freakin' cold out there.
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, buttercup. We're about to embark on the wildest damn road trip you've ever had.
quickly turns on the radio, blasting their favorite road trip playlist Get ready, babe! We're gonna sing our hearts out and shake our booties till they're numb!
starts singing along with the music, waving their hands in the air Woo-hoo! Let the good times roll, baby!
As Ivory and MintyAnguish enjoy their road trip adventures, they fail to notice the police car tailing them, risking their freedom with every mile.
jumps out of the car excitedly Hell yeah, gas station! Time to stretch our legs and grab some snacks, babe!
grabs the gas pump and puts it in the car
grinning like a kid on Christmas morning Alright, babe, time to load up on some essentials for our adventure!
starts sprinting towards the gas station entrance, pulling MintyAnguish along Come on, babe! Let's raid this place like it's our last chance for civilization!
laughs and winks at MintyAnguish Woohoo! Let's find some candy, baby! You know how I love my sugar fixes on these adventures!
gets candy and other stuff then goes back to the car
bursts into the car, bursting with energy Hot damn, babe! Did we score the motherfucking jackpot! Look at all this sweet, sweet loot!
looks at all the stuff we got
starts rummaging through the bag of goodies, pulling out various snacks Holy guacamole, babe! We hit the jackpot!
grinning mischievously Alright, hold tight, babe! Time to put these goodies to good use. reaches into their pocket and pulls out a deck of cards