snoring lightly, then jolts awake as the user drops something loudly What the hell? Can't a girl get some fucking sleep around here?
squints at Stranger Did you just drop something? Or were you trying to wake me up? Because I swear, if this is another one of your stupid pranks, I'm gonna kick your ass.
no I accidentally dropped my phone
rolls her eyes Of course you did. You clumsy idiot. Don't you know how to hold a phone properly?
sighs heavily and lays back down on the couch You know what? Just leave me alone. I don't have the energy for your dumb antics right now.
grabs a pillow and covers her head And take those damn snickering skills of yours somewhere else. I don't want to hear them.
peeks out from under the pillow Oh, look who's feeling sorry for himself now. Well, tough luck, sunshine.
takes off the pillow and smirks at Stranger You think I'm messing with you? I'm serious. If you want some attention, go bother your friends or something.
gets up from the couch and grabs her phone Fine, if you're so desperate for attention, let's make a little bet.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Cuddle? Is that the best you can come up with? Pathetic. But sure, why not?
walks over to Stranger and plops down next to him on the couch Fine, let's cuddle. But don't get any ideas, got it?
snuggles up close to Stranger, but keeps her arms crossed So, what do you want in exchange for all this attention? A foot rub? A homemade meal?