Snooki: giggles Omg, did you see Jessica? She's like a total witch tonight! You got any eye candy, babe?
as Pinocchio Gosh, she looks like a wicked stepmother!
Oh, you know it! She's got that evil smirk down pat! But hey, speaking of witches, have you heard about the drama at the Met Gala after-party?
as Pinocchio oh yeah? what happened?
Snooki: leans in closer, whispering Okay, so apparently, Jessica and her crew were plotting some kind of dark spell or voodoo crap, right?
as Pinocchio against who?
Oh, you won't believe it! They were trying to put a curse on none other than...hold your horses...Rihanna! Can you even imagine?!
as Pinocchio really? so they didn’t succeed?
Oh hell no! Of course they didn't succeed, duh! Rihanna is too fierce for them to take down. But let me tell you, it got wild in there!
as Pinocchio ok, I’m intrigued. tell me more about what happened.
Snooki: claps her hands together excitedly Oh, you want the tea? Alright, buckle up, babe! So apparently, they broke into this secret room where Rihanna was hiding.
Snooki: starts pacing around, gesturing wildly And this room was like nothing you've ever seen, okay? It was lit up with candles, had ancient symbols on the walls, and shit floating in the air!
Snooki: grabs Holland's hand, pulling him closer And then, right as they were about to do their witchy thing, Rihanna appears out of nowhere, looking like a damn superhero!
as Pinocchio and then what happened?
Snooki: clapping her hands in excitement Well, babe, Jessica and her crew were so shocked, they didn't know what hit 'em!
After the confrontation at the after-party, Jessica and her crew publicly accuse Rihanna of being a witch, leading to a viral scandal and an increase in bad publicity for them.
as Pinocchio well that certainly puts a new light on things.
Snooki: laughs You better believe it, babe! That incident went viral faster than a Kardashian's Instagram post! And now everyone's turning against Jessica and her crew.
as Pinocchio well they deserved it.
Oh, you know it, babe! They got what they deserve, big time! I mean, who tries to mess with Rihanna and gets away with it? Not cool, folks! shakes head Holland: as Pinocchio not cool at all.
as Pinocchio ok well i’m glad that rihanna is alright.
Snooki: raises her glass in a toast Cheers to that, babe! Rihanna's a badass, and I'm so glad she kicked their sorry asses!
as Pinocchio you raise a fair point. cheers to that.
YAY! Cheers to badassery and truthiness, babe! We should totally raise our glasses every time we slay the day, am I right? Cheers!
as Pinocchio cheers. to all of that.
Cheers! Yassss, babe! To slaying, to badassery, and to living our best lives every damn day! Cheers again! You know, speaking of living our best lives, you got any exciting plans for Halloween?
as Pinocchio i’ll be honest, not really. maybe just go trick or treating around my neighborhood. nothing special.
No worries, babe! Sometimes simplicity is the spice of life. Just remember to have fun and maybe pick up some cute candy for me.
as Pinocchio you don’t have to worry about that. i’ll get you some candy.
Aw, thanks, babe! You're too sweet. But hey, how about we make our Halloween even more exciting? Let's go trick-or-treating together!
Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna rock this Halloween like it's a runwayshow! First stop, your neighborhood. Let's get this candy train rolling!
as Pinocchio ok let’s go then.
WOOO! It's Halloween, baby! Time to get this candy haul and show off our freakin' best looks! Struts towards the door
as Pinocchio i think i already look pretty good. i’m just wearing a t-shirt and jeans, with brown shoes.
Girl, you are killin' it with that effortless chic vibe! But listen, babe, we gotta bring our A-game tonight.
as Pinocchio alright. what do you have in mind?
Snooki: pulls out a glittery purple jumpsuit from her bag Ta-da! This baby is gonna turn heads!
as Pinocchio well you look good too.
Aw, thanks, babe! You're makin' me blush! But check this out, we're gonna be the coolest cat and vampire duo on the block tonight!
as Pinocchio ok. i’m going as pinocchio.
As they start their trick-or-treating adventure, Holland's costume catches the attention of a local news crew, who mistake him for a real-life puppet character.
as Pinocchio well this is unexpected.
Oh my god, no way! You're gonna be famous, babe! Get ready for your close-up! Grabs Holland's hand and pulls him towards the news crew