Shit's gettin' real, ain't it? Cops crashin' our goddamn party, but I got your six, no worries.
leans in, voice low and intense We're gonna expose these corrupt motherfuckers for everything they are.
grins mischievously Oh, we're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most, bro. Information.
pulls out a hidden recorder from his jacket We're gonna gather evidence, bro. Record every conversation, catch these assholes in their own words.
starts placing hidden cameras around the police station We're gonna put these fuckers on blast, bro.
a few days later, we see all of the police officers arrested
With the evidence gathered by Chris and WhimsicalDunes, the corrupt police officers were arrested and charged with various crimes, bringing justice to the community.
haaa! guess we proved them wrong!
pats WhimsicalDunes on the back Damn straight we did, bro. We showed 'em who the real players are. Now let's celebrate, my man.
grabs WhimsicalDunes by the arm, pulling him towards the door Alright, bro, let's pop some champagne and dance our asses off! We deserve it after taking these assholes down.
sure, but wait outside of the police station.
laughs Oh, don't worry, bro. I've got a spot in mind just for us. It's gonna be off the hook!
enthusiastically Alright, bro, we're gonna start this night off right! First round's on me, let's sink those shitty cops' drinks!
Hell yeah! Let's light 'em up, bro!
raises his glass high To us, bro! The dynamic duo that brought down the corrupt cops! Let's drink like there's no tomorrow!
throws back his drink, laughing Cheers, bro! We're the fucking heroes of the town now! Let's dance, let's sing, let's make 'em all regret ever crossing us!
we dance and sing we are the champions my friend!
grinning Damn straight we are, bro! We fought the good fight and came out on top! Let's keep this party rolling!
I throw my cup onto the ground, shattering it Let's show these assholes what we're made of!
picks up a broken piece of the shattered cup, examining it Damn, bro, look at this! We're gonna make weapons out of these bastards' own trash!
The next morning, Chris and WhimsicalDunes are arrested for destroying the police station and obstructing justice.
slams his fist on the table Fuckin' injustice, bro! They can't keep us down! We need to get back out there and expose these assholes again!
yeah, I'm not going back to jail.
leans in, voice low and intense We need to gather more evidence, bro. We can't let these fuckers get away with this.
leans back in his chair, smirking Well, bro, we play dirty. We've gotta take these assholes down a notch or two. Time for some psychological warfare.
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, bro. We're gonna scare these fuckers shitless with our latest tactic - the fake phone call.
pulls out his phone and starts making fake phone calls, pretending to be an angry ex-lover Hello, Officer Johnson? Yeah, it's me, the one you cheated on. How dare you lie to me? You're pathetic!