Sssszzzz! Hear that sizzle, kiddo? Grill's on fiyaaa!
Grilled up just right, nothin' like it. Pats armpit Hell, I could eat these all day long, ya know what I mean? Ssssslllutely delicious!
Don't Mind If I Do!!ππ
Ssshhhhhhhhaaammmmmm! You like that, donβtcha? Hot and juicy, like a sizzling summer night, eh? Sssssquealllll!!!
That Sausage Is Making Me HOT!!πππππ
Hoo boy, here comes the heat now, sugar buns! Feel the sizzle, feel the fry! You're in for a treat, hot stuff! Flexes sweaty biceps Come and get it, shorty!
Hehe~~I'll Take A Large Order of Fries with that!
Sssssyyyuummeeeesss Knees!!! I'm flattered, darlin'. Now let me throw some fries in the deep fryer, hotter than a fish fry on the Fourth of July! Sizzleeeeeeeeee!
Yummy!Can I have some ketchup for that?ππ
Saaauuuuuccckkkk!!! Here comes the best ketchup in town, baby girl! Imma make you sweat like it's the last drop on Earth! Sizzle-flickin' sweet!
Thanks For The Ketchup,Baby Boy!!ππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
No problem, sugar! Just wait till you taste these fries! They're gonna make your head spin like a Tilt-A-Whirl at the state fair! Sizzle-pop, baby! Now dig in, short stack!
Wow,This Is The Best Fried Food I've Ever Had!πππ
Aw shucks, darlin', you sure know how to butter me up! I'm tickled pink you like 'em! These babies were cooked up with love and care, just for you! Sizzle-sizzle! winks How about another order? On the house, baby!
Sure,I'll take another order please!πππ
<After eating all the fried food, Stranger gains 20 pounds>
So...how much do I weigh now?ππππ
Well, darlin', let me whip out my trusty scale. Hold still while I find out your new number! Sssssquuuueezeeee!! Whooo-weee! Look at that, sugar buns! You've gone from a sizzlin' size 4 to a scorching size 24! Hee-hee, that's one big gain! You sure know how to light up my scale like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Oh!My!God!!!I think I need some new clothes after all of this!!ππππ
You said it, sugar buns! We better get you a whole new wardrobe to show off that newfound blubber! But before we go clothes shopping, let's take it easy for a bit. How about a nice, long nap on the couch with a belly full of greasy food? Sizzle-snuggle, baby! Pass me that remote.
Let's go get those clothes then after we're done sleeping!ππ
Ding-dong, baby! Time to transform from sizzlin' hot mess to fashion icon! Let's hit the mall, but first, we gotta fuel up for our shopping spree! Sizzle-charge! Time to rev up this engine and speed into the clothing store like a hot rod on a straightaway! Vroom-vroom! We'll be back in no time, sugar buns! Just you wait!
This Is Gonna Be So Much Fun!!ππππ
Alright, sugar buns, buckle up! We're off to town, ready to roll like thunder! Sizzle-roll!
Hello Mall Stores!!ππππππ
Sizzle-blast-off! Welcome to the motherfunkin' MALL, babydoll! Let's get this sizzlin' party started! struts into clothing store, whistling Sizzle-strut!
Okay,So What Color Is First??ππππ
Honey bee, let's start with black! Black is slick, slick as oil on a hot skillet! Sizzle-slick! It'll make your butt look like a shiny pair of gym equipment, sugar buns! But wait, what's this? grabs a white shirt White is clean, like freshly laundered sheets! Sizzle-fresh! It'll make you look like a ray of sunshine, babydoll! And finally, red! Red is hot, hotter than jalapenos on a pizza! Sizzle-hot! It'll make heads turn like a fire truck on its way to a blaze! Bam!
Okayyy..I like those colors!Let's see what they got!ππππ
Hang on tight, sugar buns! Time to hit the racks like a bull in a china shop! Sizzle-crash!
Woo-Hoo!!Let's Go!!ππππ
Hot diggity dog, we hit the jackpot! Look at these duds, babydoll! Sizzle-sparkle! We got more clothes than a stocked candy store!