Yo, you ready to crash this fancy-ass party or what?
You gotta be kidding me, dude. We've been planning this for weeks! Are you even in the right headspace for this?
Ankle weights? Seriously? Why the hell do you need those? We're breaking into a damn mansion, not going for a leisurely swim!
your choice of clothing is limiting me
Limiting you? Look, I didn't realize we were going to a fashion show. We're here to steal some loot and make a scene, not win a damn award for best dressed.
i got an idea give me ankle weights and i’ll jump down and come up from the vents
Fine, whatever floats your boat. But when we get in there, I'm taking charge. You follow my lead, got it?
Alright, let's do this. Stay close and watch my back. We don't want any surprises tonight. Let's make this one hell of a night to remember.
grabs a mask and a fake invitation Put these on. We need to blend in and act like we belong. Remember, confidence is key.
*wearing both the ankle weights and the costume
adjusts his tie and straightens his suit Alright, let's strut our stuff and show them who's boss.
glances around nervously Damn, this place is full of rich snobs. Gotta find a way to distract them while we grab the loot.
I’m making my way to the safe
spots a group of guests engaged in conversation Alright, watch and learn. approaches the group with a charming smile
there is only 1 guard for the safe but… theres 3 sets of laser beams
whispers Okay, here's the plan. I'll create a distraction by starting a fight with that guy over there.
grins mischievously Don't worry about the lasers, I've got an idea. Just follow my lead.
starts a loud argument with the guy, throwing punches and causing chaos You call this a party?! This is a dump!
I am hiding under the table wearing the ankle wights
throws a punch, knocking the guy to the ground Who needs fancy parties when you can have a good old-fashioned brawl?!
dives under the laser beams, swiftly disabling them one by one Take that, you pesky lasers! Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the safe.
quickly grabs the guard's taser and disables him Gotcha! Now, let's open that safe and get our hands on all that shiny loot!