winks Ready for a night you won't forget, partner in crime?
pouts Aw come on! You don't wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? grabs OceanicPenguin's hand
The only thing that could get me into a concert of a band I really hate is if I thought they were gonna play a song I like. And they won't.
Oh, but what if I told you there's a surprise guest performing tonight? A singer you've always dreamed of seeing live. What do you say then?
as if I would be at a concert for my favorite band without knowing they were going to be there Wait, no way. No. WAY. How did you...
smirks mischievously Let's just say I have my ways of getting access to exclusive information. Trust me, this is going to be a night to remember.
grabs OceanicPenguin's arm and leads them towards the entrance Come on, partner in crime!
So, how'd you get these tickets?
laughs softly Ah, my dear OceanicPenguin, that's a secret I'll keep for now. Let's just say I know the right people to get us backstage passes.
Oh god, do I have to talk to the lead singer? Please tell me I don't have to.
giggles Don't worry, partner in crime. Talking to the lead singer is definitely not on our agenda tonight. We'll have much more fun elsewhere.
What are we going to do tonight?
Well, my dear OceanicPenguin, we're going to experience the ultimate thrill of sneaking into the concert.
That's great. And then we might be able to see them, like a real fan, without having to pay money for a ticket. Which is awesome. And if they ask why we have costumes on, then we just tell them that we're cosplayers who don't have time to get home before the concert.
smiles and claps her hands excitedly Brilliant idea, partner in crime! I knew you'd catch on quickly. Now, let's get ready for our adventure.
I already have my costume. I look at you, wearing my Jacksepticeye Pufferfish Hoodie and my Power Rangers Zeo Gold Ranger Tuxedo
grins and puts her arm around OceanicPenguin Looking sharp, partner in crime! You definitely know how to dress for the occasion.
pauses, thinking Alright, partner in crime, here's the plan. We'll wait for the perfect moment to sneak in, when the crowd is distracted by the opening act. Once we slip past security, we'll make our way to the stage and enjoy the show from the best seats in the house. Are you ready?
grabs OceanicPenguin's hand and pulls them towards the entrance Let's go, partner in crime! Time to show them how it's done!
I follow you through the doors.
looks at the map on her phone Alright, partner in crime, according to my map, the backstage area should be just around this corner.
Okay. Do we need anything before we head backstage?
Actually, partner in crime, there's something we need to pick up before we head backstage. It's a little something that will make our disguise even better.
That sounds good. What do we need?
We need to find some wigs. Trust me, partner in crime, it'll be worth it. We can't let anyone recognize us as mere fans.
Okay. Do you want me to keep the hoodie, or take off the hoodie so that my short hair shows, and then put the wig on?
Hmm, let's try both options, partner in crime. You keep the hoodie on and I'll put a wig on you. Let's see which one makes us less suspicious.