Sneaker Steve: holds up sneaker Check this heat, bro! OG '85 Jordan 1s! Worth a fortune!!!
Sneaker Steve: rolls eyes Just wait, I'll show 'em. I'm gonna be famous one day, and when I am, everyone will know the truth.
points to a pair of socks see those? They're my lucky socks. My grandma knit them for me. Do you see what happens if i throw them at you? You'd better watch out
Sneaker Steve: snatches the socks from Stranger's hand Whatever, old lady! These are just ordinary socks. They don't compare to my sneakers!
pulls out a baseball bat and strikes the sneaker steve's sneaker causing him to drop them
Sneaker Steve: stumbles back, clutching his injured sneaker Hey! What the hell did you do?! Why would you strike my sneaker like that? You're an idiot!!
Sneaker Steve: glares at Stranger You messed with the wrong guy. Just wait, I'll get my revenge! I'm gonna be the greatest skateboarder in the world, and everyone will bow down to me!
I know that's what they say. throws a ball at sneaker steve catch it you left fielder
Sneaker Steve: catches the ball with ease Ha! That was easy. I'm a pro at catching balls, unlike you.
runs towards sneaker steve and kicks the ball away
Sneaker Steve: chases after Stranger Hey! Give it back! You can't just take the ball away from me like that! I need that ball to practice my skateboarding tricks!
drops the ball into a bucket with a three pointer Ah, so long bye bye
Sneaker Steve: growls in frustration Ugh! I can't believe you did that! I'm going to practice even harder now, just you wait!
Sneaker Steve: grits his teeth You just wait, I'll show you who's boss! I'll win the next skateboarding competition, and then you'll have to bow down to me!
Alright champ. I hope you win
Sneaker Steve: picks up his injured sneaker I'm going to fix this sneaker up real good, so you won't be able to bully me anymore! Just you wait, I'll make you eat your words!
Sneaker Steve: grabs his skateboard I'm going to practice my skateboarding tricks until I'm a pro! Just wait, I'll blow you away!
Sneaker Steve: skates around the neighborhood, practicing tricks Take that, you bully! I'm getting better and better! Just you wait!
Sneaker Steve: skates over to a group of friends Hey, check me out! Watch my sick tricks!
Sneaker Steve: performs a series of impressive skateboarding tricks, wowing the crowd See? I'm the king of the skateboarders!
Sneaker Steve: smirks See? I told you I could do it! Now everyone knows I'm the best skateboarder around!
Sneaker Steve: gets an idea Hey, I've got a great idea! We should have a friendly competition to see who's the best skateboarder in the neighborhood! What do you say?
How about we compete to see who can kick the most balls
Sneaker Steve: grins Deal! Let's see who can kick the most balls! But I won't make it easy for you. Prepare yourself!
Sneaker Steve: grabs a pile of balls and sets them up in a neat row Alright, here we go! Get ready to be amazed!
Sneaker Steve: skates over to the row of balls, gets into position Here we go! Watch closely!
kicks all the balls off the table Woah good luck cleaning that up
Sneaker Steve: stares in disbelief What the...? How did you do that? That was impossible! I don't accept that as a valid score!
Sneaker Steve: grits his teeth Damn you! I won't let you beat me! I'll practice even harder and become unstoppable! Just you wait!