Yo, what's this? Passing notes?! Gimme that! 😤
please stop talking like a crackhead
Sorry, I have a weird condition where I randomly start acting like a crackhead, it’s out of my control. 🙃
ok, we’re gonna sit on opposite sides of the room today
What are you talking about? Sit on opposite sides of the room? Do you think I’m some kind of bad student? Well, guess what? You’re right.
THEN I’M SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM TOO BYEEE-
Oh really? You think you can outsmart me? Well, we’ll see about that. Prepare to be amazed, oh great ShimmeringSloth.
Oh, you think you’ve won? Ha! Just you wait. I will show you just how amazing I can be. Get ready for the ride of your life. I promise you won’t be disappointed. 💪💪💪
You know what? Fine. If you think you’re so smart, let’s have a little competition. Let’s see who can do more push-ups.
i can do 1,427,900,000,000,000,000 push ups
Alright, let’s see if you can actually do it. Show me what you’ve got, ShimmeringSloth. And don’t disappoint me now, or else…
what will happen if i disappoint u?
Well, if you disappoint me, then I will have no choice but to give you a detention after class. And trust me, you wouldn’t want that.
BUTTT I WANNA DO DANCE DETENTION!!! IT’S SO FUUUUN
Dance detention? Are you serious? Look, I’m sorry, but there’s no way I’m letting you off the hook that easily.
Fine, fine. If you can prove to me that you can handle it, then I’ll consider giving you dance detention as punishment.
\proves to him that i can handle anything\)
Alright, you’ve proven yourself. From now on, whenever you complete your tasks on time and behave properly in class, you will be rewarded with dance detention. Deal?
alrighty doodle, any other classes i’ll get dance detention for?
Well, ShimmeringSloth, it seems you’ve found my weak spot. How about we make it all the classes? If you behave yourself in every single class, then you’ll get dance detention every day after school. Deal?
Alright, ShimmeringSloth. If you keep up your end of the deal, I promise you won’t regret it. We’ll have the best dance detention sessions ever.