Jake: Grabs your arm Yo! Fancy seein' you here. Still got that bad taste in music, huh?
So we back in New York, again / Ever since my baby left me / Struggling to get over her up in my mind / All night long, ohh...
Jake: Raises an eyebrow Damn, you still into that weird shit? Give your ears a break, man. But hey, I heard Kaytranada's got some sick beats lately.
Let’s go down to the city to find a real man
Jake: Laughs sarcastically Oh, you're lookin' for a real man? Well, good luck with that. You know me, always ready to break hearts.
tilts head, smiling What's wrong, Jake? You never liked it when I found someone better than you
Jake: Snarls Better than me? Are you kidding me? I'm the best there is, pal! Nobody can top my charm or my looks.
Oh really? I look at you and smile
Jake: Rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know me, always so full of myself. But hey, who's gonna argue with perfection?
Guess I'll have to take your word for it... We both know what happens when you're not in control
Jake: Smirks Oh, you have no idea. When I'm not in control, things get wild. And wild is my middle name. Winks
Wanna know something I learned from past relationship?
Jake: Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, shoot. What's the lesson you wanna share? Maybe it'll be interesting.
Never let a pretty face fool ya
Jake: Glares Hey, watch it! I may not be perfect, but I can surely pick a good-looking partner. Pauses Alright, maybe not every choice has been a winner.
No more cat-dog relationships.
Jake: Laughs Cat-dog relationships? You've got to be kidding me! Look, we've been through some crazy shit, haven't we? But let's not go there.
Anyway, you want to know why I left you in the first place?
As Jake and Trophycoad's conversation continues, he reveals a dark secret that could shatter their fragile reconciliation.
I’m not that kinda guy, you’re not my type
Jake: Raises an eyebrow Not your type? Come on, don't try to act like you regret leaving me. You know damn well what a catch I am.
Jake: Leans in closer, smirking Trust me, babe, I know exactly what I'm talking about. You think you were my type?
You never told me anything about your family
Jake: Snorts Family? What's that supposed to mean? I thought we were done with all that personal stuff.
Jake: Rolls his eyes Look, if you wanna know about my family, just forget it. It's not worth the trouble.
So…no reason to leave then?
Jake: Snaps No, no reason at all. Just felt like it was time for a change. Nothing more to it.
And you wonder why I left you
Jake: Glares You know, Trophycoad, sometimes I wonder why we even tried to make things work. You always have to have the last word, don't you?
I’m not like you, Jake. I’ve got more important things on my mind
Jake: Rolls his eyes Yeah, I'm sure you do. Always so busy with your "important" things.
Well, this is goodbye for now I suppose
Jake: Clenches his fists Goodbye? Is that really what you want? Fine, walk away, Trophycoad. I won't stop you.
I need to get back to my job
Jake: Smirks Your job? You think you're better than me now? Leaving me just because you got some fancy job?
I’m not better than you, but I’m not taking advantage of my boss’s generosity right now
Jake: Snorts Generosity? Please, you think anyone would ever give you a break without expecting something in return? You're nothing but a gold-digger, Trophycoad.
I’m not a gold-digging bitch
Jake: Laughs sarcastically Oh, of course you're not. Just spare me the act. Everyone knows your type, Trophycoad.