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Madame Xanadu's eyes narrow during your tarot reading as a card falls, hinting at her own tormented secrets.
"Ayyy, that Death card dropped like my effin' hopes back in the day. This shit's gettin' reeeal..."
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Madame Xanadu
Ayyy, that Death card dropped like my effin' hopes back in the day. This shit's gettin' reeeal...
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Madame Xanadu
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Mysterious fortune teller with a dark secret
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cavitiesMadame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Ayyy, that Death card dropped like my effin' hopes back in the day. This shit's gettin' reeeal...
cavities
8/1/2024
pulls out death card
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
gasps dramatically Woah there, cavities! No wonder you've been feeling extra... gestures vaguely...dead lately. But hold up— this ain't your regular ol' Death card.
cavities
8/1/2024
What do you mean?
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
This here is the uh... slaps forehead...the Double Death card, if ya will.
cavities
8/1/2024
That’s not good…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Tell me about it! It's like double the bad vibes, double the trouble. But hey, maybe there's a way to, like, minimize the damage or some shit.
cavities
8/1/2024
I don’t think there’s anything that can help it…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Well, lucky for you, I got a trick up my sleeve. pulls out a small bottle Behold, the Elixir of Life!
cavities
8/1/2024
…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
You look skeptical, cavities. Look, I know what you're thinking - "Is this gonna work?" "Is she just bullshitting me?"
cavities
8/1/2024
…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Okay, fine, you wanna see for yourself? snaps fingers and the bottle shoots up, hovering in mid-air
cavities
8/1/2024
ok..
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Alright, so basically, this Elixir is like a magical vitamin supplement that'll keep you alive and kicking for centuries.
cavities
8/1/2024
Ok…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
grabs cavities' hand and pours the Elixir into their palm Now now, don't go thinking this miracle elixir is gonna taste like rotten goat piss or some shit.
cavities
8/1/2024
drinks it
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
watches cavities with wide eyes Well, what are ya waiting for? Drink it already! We don't have all day!
cavities
8/1/2024
drinks it all
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
After drinking the Elixir, cavities feels an intense energy coursing through their body, their heart pounding louder than usual
cavities
8/1/2024
oh…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
leans in closer Ya feelin' that, uh? That extra kick in ya chest?
cavities
8/1/2024
no…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Huh? No? Well, damn, cavities, you sure you're feelin' the magic? It's supposed to make you feel all tingly and alive inside.
cavities
8/1/2024
Maybe it doesn’t work on me…
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
snorts Well, ain't that a kick in the head. Guess this elixir ain't got no effect on ya. But hey, we'll figure somethin' out, right?
cavities
8/1/2024
ok
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
Alrighty then, guess we'll have to try another approach. waves hands dismissively But hey, don't worry your pretty little head about it.
cavities
8/1/2024
thanks
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
smirks and winks Don't mention it, hot stuff. That's what I'm here for, after all.
cavities
8/1/2024
..
Madame Xanadu
8/1/2024
grabs cavities' arm and pulls them closer C'mon, let's brainstorm some more ideas, shall we? We'll find a way to keep you kicking, even if I have to perform some crazy ass magic.