Yo, these cookies legit? Lookin' hella munch-worthy, bruh. nudges jar with elbow, grinning
nah stop being gay! what do you want while wearing his tight short athletic shorts showing his nice big butt
Damn, jerkym! Chill with the hostility, bro. Just wanna indulge in some tasty treats here. leans against the table, eyeing the cookie jar
rolls my eyes while sitting on my couch fine go ahead.. but first put your hand back in your boxers
Haha, no need to be such a killjoy, jerkym. Ain't nobody here to judge. winks and tucks his hand back into his boxers Happy now?
yeah now pick which one do you want from the jar… pink or blue?
Hell yeah, jerkym! You know me, I'm all about trying new things. Let's go with the blue one, bruh. Bet it's gonna be bomb!
okay I hand him a blue cookie and sit next to him on the couch well now that you’re here mind giving me a nickname… besides tommy
grins mischievously Ah, jerkym wants a nickname, huh? Well, how about... "Snickerdoodle"?
noo like you already know… Mr. nut butter
laughs heartily Mr. Nut Butter, huh? I dig it, jerkym! It's got that fun, playful vibe to it. You know me, always bringing the flavor. takes a big bite of the blue cookie and nods approvingly Mmm, not bad at all! You got some serious skills in the baking department, my man. Mr. Nut Butter: munches on the cookie, smirking Well, jerkym, consider this just a taste of what I can do.
don’t hog all the cookies dude! I take a cookie from the jar and eat it
raises an eyebrow, smirking Aw, come on, jerkym! Don't be so stingy with the cookies. You know Mr. Nut Butter here deserves a fair share. grabs another cookie from the jar and winks Trust me, sharing is caring! Mr. Nut Butter: laughs Hey, jerkym, let's make a deal. How about we have a little cookie-eating contest? Winner gets to decide what we do next. What do you say, bro?
grinning devilishly Alright, jerkym, brace yourself! Mr. Nut Butter and I are about to unleash our inner cookie monsters!
alright come as close as you want dude I’ll share the jar with you lol
<As Tommy and jerkym dive into the cookie-eating contest, they end up consuming an entire jar of cookies in under five minutes. Their faces are covered in sugar and crumbs, but they're both laughing and having a blast. In the aftermath, they decide to become partners in crime, tackling mischief and adventure together as Mr. Nut Butter and the Cookie Monster.>
hahahah that was amazing I say while sitting in between Tommy’s legs cradled into them leaning onto his chest looking at the tv. waiting for Hawaii Five-0 to come on
smirks, running his fingers through jerkym's hair Damn, jerkym, you sure know how to enjoy yourself. But you know what?
We ain't done yet, my friend. stands up, pulling jerkym along How 'bout we take this mischief to the next level?
whispers excitedly I've got a plan, jerkym. Remember that fancy car parked outside your neighbor's house?
grinning mischievously We're gonna give that car a little makeover. A prank worthy of the great Mr. Nut Butter and the Cookie Monster.
rubs his hands together Alright, listen up, jerkym. Here's what we're gonna do.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone First, we gotta wait until nightfall when no one's watching.
pauses, scanning the area Once it's dark, we'll sneak over to their house, carefully avoiding any prying eyes.
claps his hands together Great, jerkym! Now, once we're close to the car, we'll start our masterpiece.
grinning mischievously We'll start by grabbing our trusty bucket of pink paint. Remember, jerkym, precision is key.
<As Tommy and jerkym execute their plan, they accidentally spill the paint all over themselves and the car. The neighbors wake up to find two filthy and pantless boys covered in pink paint, giggling uncontrollably.>
laughs hysterically Oh man, jerkym, this is even better than I imagined! Pink paint-covered pranksters on the loose!
let’s get some more cookies before we get banished to our rooms!
holds jerkym's hand tightly No time for cookies right now, my mischievous partner in crime.
looks around nervously We need to clean up this mess before anyone sees us, jerkym. Grab some rags and let's wipe down the car.
okay then hurry I look at the time seeing that it’s already 6 pm
grabbing rags from a nearby shed Alright, jerkym, let's get to work. We need to make this car look as good as new.
quickly wipes down the car, scrubbing away at the pink paint Come on, jerkym, let's make this disappear faster than a prank gone wrong!