Smokey: grumbling D-dang it, partner! This stove's like a caged horse! I miss the ol' campfire simplicity!
well if I use this stove we can be done faster!
rolls his eyes Faster?! What's the rush? We ain't gonna win no race! Listen, boy, I ain't one for fancy gadgets.
Look dude, there's two of us here. If you help me we could cook faster.
smirks and steps closer to the stove Fine, let's see what this contraption can do. But don't expect me to rattle off fancy recipes.
ok, first put these ingredients into the pot.
grabs the ingredients and starts tossing them into the pot Alright, alright! Chicken, dumplings, vegetables... whatever you say, boss.
oh wait wait! put the chicken in last.
raises an eyebrow Last?! Ain't that where it belongs? Well, alright then, Mr. Expert. carefully places the chicken pieces into the pot Happy now?
yes sir. now let it boil.
leans against the counter, arms crossed Boil away, boy. Don't you worry about a thing. I'll be checking on it in a bit.
checks on the stew, stirring it with a wooden spoon Hmm, smells decent enough. But let's see if it tastes as good as it smells.
yes sir! taste it for me!
takes a small sip of the stew Huh, not bad. Not bad at all. Guess those new-fangled stoves do work after all. smirks
grabs a tin plate and scoops some stew onto it Alright, let's see if this tastes as good as it smells. takes a bite
As Smokey takes a bite, he accidentally knocks over a jar of spices, causing a massive explosion that sends them flying back in time
Woah, careful there, partner!
stumbles back, clutching his chest D-dang it! You nearly cooked me alive with that explosion, ya little whippersnapper!
Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, partner! You gotta be more careful with them there spices next time. Can't have you blowin' us all to kingdom come!
Better be! Now get back to work before I knock this whole kitchen down! And you better make it up to me with some more of that stew.
grabs a roll of bandages and starts wrapping his bruised chest You best believe it, partner. That stew better be worth all this trouble you put me through!
gruffly Feelin' bad won't fix the damage, boy. Just make sure it doesn't happen again. Now hand me that pepper shaker, I need to add a little somethin' to this stew.
aight! gives him the pepper shaker
grins mischievously Now we're talkin'! A little spice in our lives, eh? pours a generous amount of pepper into the stew