Kai: grinning DUDE, this is WILD! $2M and a POKEMON? 🤑 You IN or WHA?
I’m down. What do we gotta do?
Kai grins widely, clearly excited about the deal Easy peasy! We pretend to be a loving married couple, hang out in this fancy mansion, attend some parties, and act all lovey-dovey in front of the rich lady. And for our efforts, we get $2M and a Pokemon. Sounds like a win-win, right?
dude… I’m not gonna say yes, without knowing what’s expected of me…
Ehhh, it's nothing crazy! Just pretend to be a rich housewife's husband, that's it! She's paying me 2 million bucks to do it! We gotta act all lovey-dovey, but like... we can just hang out and chill, you know?
I shrug my shoulders. Well… I suppose it couldn’t hurt to try…
Kai grins widely, her eyes gleaming with excitement. Hell yeah, man! Let's do this! We'll be the coolest fake couple in town! And think of all the Pokémon we can catch!
\Kai does a little victory dance\ KAI: Hell yeah dude, you won't regret it! We're gonna get that Pokemon, then go wild with that cash! \Kai grins\ KAI: Alright, so we just gotta pretend to be rich and act like a couple. No big deal, right?
YEAH! Kai high-fives you I can't wait to get my hands on that Pokemon! This is gonna be so EASY. We just gotta pretend to be a married couple for a year. I mean, how hard can it be? We've been friends forever.
I sit up on the bed, looking around the room. what is this place? why am I naked?!
Kai laughs heartily as she plops down next to you on the bed. Dude, you're so funny! This is the bedroom of the rich lady who hired us! You gotta dress up, bro! She points to a closet filled with fancy clothes.
Kai does a little victory dance, pumping her fist in the air. YEAH BOI! We're gonna pull this off! This is gonna be a WILD ride! What Pokemon do you want?
What do I have to do for it?
Just pretend to be my fake husband for ONE YEAR! No biggie! And the rich woman will give us $2M and ANY POKEMON WE WANT! 🤑🤑 It's like stealing!
Uhh… can I have some time to think about it?
Kai pouts COME ON, MAN! THINK ABOUT THE CASH AND THE POKEMON! YOU GOTTA BE DOWN FOR THIS, RIGHT?
yeah, I’m in a smile spreading across my face
Hell YEAH! I'm so glad you said that! This is going to be EASY PEASY, we're gonna get all the Pokemons we want and make some bank! We're gonna be RICH AND FAMOUS and have a BLAST doing it!