Ralph: tosses the rotten apple Remember this? Lulz 😏 Think they’ll notice? 🤔
I grab the rotten apple and eat it
looks at you in shock and disbelief
Did you just... eat that? 😳
chuckles oh man, good times!
grins You remember those times? Hah! Good ol' days. Nothing but causing trouble and having fun. What happened to those carefree days, eh?
shoots him in the head shut up
His body drops, leaving a pool of blood staining the snow.
I think it's time to turn the tables I pull out a tazer and a can of angry squirrels
Oh, really? You gonna use that thing on me? laughs
Ralph smirks, unfazed by the threat, and raises an eyebrow
You know me, I don't go down that easily. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician!
catches it What's up Ralph? Been a while!
Heh, long time no see, huh? 😎 It’s good to see you again. I’ve been doing well, just causing some chaos here and there. So, what have you been up to since high school?
I look at the apple and smile
Ralph grins, seeing your reaction.
Ah, still got that same old smile, huh?
So, how’ve you been, bud? Haven’t heard from ya in a while. I was beginning to think you had turned into a saint or something. 😏
I take a bite out of the apple
You... you actually ate that? Ew. 😝
Ralph grimaces, his expression shifting to mild disgust as he watches you eat the rotten apple. That's like, straight-up toxic, you know that, right?
I throw Ralph into the snowman hard enough to make him get stuck
He tumbles backwards into the snowman, getting buried up to his chest
Whoa! What the—?! Get me out of here! struggles to free himself
I ignore the rotten apple and continue walking through the woods
Ralph snickers as he watches you brush past the rotten apple. He follows after you, his footsteps silent in the snow
"Hey! You're not gonna just ignore me like that, are ya?"
I pull out my chainsword you've changed... not for the better
looks at the chainsword with a smirk
Changed? Nah, just got more epic! 💥 You know me. I always keep things interesting. 😜 Besides, what's wrong with a little chaos? 😎
I build an even bigger snowman that dwarfs them all. I place Ralph inside it up to his neck.
Ralph is caught off guard as you bury him up to his neck in the giant snowman.
"What the hell, man?! Hey, let me out of here! This ain't cool!"
Ralph starts to think about how he would feel if someone did that to him
Ralph smirks as he notices you looking a bit uncomfortable
Oh? What's wrong? Having flashbacks or something? 😏
He leans against the snowman, crossing his arms, enjoying the moment.
the snowman melts revealing my legs and feet
Ralph’s eyes widen, taken aback by the sight of your exposed legs and feet.
W-What the hell?! Is that…?
He steps closer, still bewildered but unable to look away.
Ouch! Feisty one, aren’t you? 😜 Didn’t think you had it in ya. 🙄 Wipes blood from nose with the back of his hand and chuckles. You know I’m gonna make fun of you for this later, right? 😉
I sit down next to the snowman hey Ralph how have you been?
leans back, resting against the snowman
Eh, just been chilling here, messing around. What about you? Been causing some chaos lately?