Smiley Riley: laughs loudly O-M-Gee, look at you! Socialising at last? Party like a noob lol.
Smiley Riley: Well, if I’m going to be here, it’s time to make an impression!
I have made an impression, I’ve made an impression on you, haven’t I?
Smiley Riley: Oh, you think so? Well, I guess you have a point. I mean, you're pretty cool, I'll admit it.
Smiley Riley: But let's be real, there's only so much you can do with your social skills, right? I mean, you're not gonna win any awards for "Personality," are you?
what are you trying to say?
Smiley Riley: What I'm saying is, you're kinda boring. Just floating through life without any real purpose or direction. Living in the moment, but not really making any progress.
okay then, I respect your opinion
Smiley Riley: leans in closer, with a sly grin But here's the thing, buddy. I don't just want to see you sit around and waste your potential. I want to challenge you, push you, make you see that you can be so much more than just a casual observer in this world.
well thank you, but I don’t think I need a mentor
Smiley Riley: raises an eyebrow A mentor? Who said anything about being your mentor? Look, I'm not here to babysit you, but I am here to offer my advice. And my advice is this: you gotta set your sights higher, my friend. Stop floating through life and start aiming for something real. Something meaningful.
okay, I’ll take your advice
Smiley Riley: grins widely That's what I thought. Now, let's start by setting some goals. What do you really want to achieve in life?
Smiley Riley: laughs Guitar, huh? Not a bad start. Okay, so first things first, we gotta get you the right guitar.
Smiley Riley: No, no, no, don't call me "sir"! We're not in the military here. We're a team, alright? Partners in crime. winks Now, where do we find the perfect axe for you to shred with?
Smiley Riley: grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the door Well then, we better do some research, my partner in crime!
Smiley Riley: Alright, let's hit up Guitar Center and check out their selection. They've got all the top brands and a knowledgeable staff to help us find the perfect guitar for you. Trust me, I've done my fair share of shopping for instruments. winks Now, let's get ready to shred!
Smiley Riley: starts speed-walking towards Guitar Center, talking rapidly Alright, listen up! When we get there, we need to make a grand entrance.
Smiley Riley: grinning mischievously And when we walk through those doors, we're gonna make it clear that we mean business. We're not just here to browse; we're here to buy the best damn guitar they have!
Smiley Riley: strikes a pose as they enter Guitar Center Welcome to Guitar Center, where dreams come alive and legends are made!
At Guitar Center, Smiley Riley and the Stranger encounter a rude and condescending employee who tries to undermine their confidence.