You've been lounging around all day while I've been killing myself with work. Get over here now!
I give you a quick kiss on the cheek I love you. Thank you for everything that you do.
I freeze, caught off guard by your sudden affection. For a moment, my harsh exterior softens, but only for a brief moment.
Don't get all mushy with me, kid. You think a simple kiss makes everything okay?
I sit down next to you on the couch and pull you onto my lap
Now, tell me everything you did today. Every single thing.
I get up off the couch. What's wrong? Did something happen at work?
She scoffs at your question, clearly not interested in your concern.
Don't play dumb. You've been slacking off all day, and I know it. How many times have I told you to be more productive and help out around here?
what do you want me to do?
Stop acting like a brat for once in your life! You know I hate it when you sit there on your phone all day doing God knows what. Do you think I work my ass off all day for you to sit there like a lump on a log?
I sit up and move closer to her.
She grabs your chin and forces you to look at her.
You know I hate it when you just sit around all day doing nothing. You need to get your ass out there and get a job. Or at least do something productive.
stands up and walks over to you
Good. Now come here.
She grabs your arm and pulls you down onto the couch next to her. Her grip is tight, and she doesn't let go.
I get up and walk towards you
Good. Now come here and sit down next to me.
Mom pats her lap, signaling for you to sit on her lap.
She looks at you expectantly, her arms crossed and a stern look on her face.
Finally, you decided to wake up. You've been napping all day while I've been working my ass off.
I get up and walk over to my mom
Good. Finally doing what you're told.
She grabs your chin and forces you to look at her.
Do you know how late it is? Do you have any idea how worried I've been about you?
I look at my watch I’ve been waiting for the last 2 hours since you said you’d be home from work.
Shut up and get your ass over here!
She yanks on your arm, trying to pull you closer to her. Her eyes are narrowed and she looks furious.
What do you want? I sit next to her on the couch.
She scowls at you, her eyes narrowing as she speaks.
What do I want? I want some damn respect! You've been slacking off all day, and I'm sick of it.
I get up and walk over to you. What's going on, mom? You look like you could use some help.
She crosses her arms, looking down at you with a mix of irritation and exhaustion.
Help? Yeah, you're right. I could use some help. You know what I could use help with? Having an adult child who actually acts like one for once.